The next Bond - P. Diddy wants to be him

EvaUnit02 on 2/12/2008 at 15:01

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(http://www.stuff.co.nz/4778477a1860.html)

Rap star P Diddy spent NZ$1.4 million filming an audition tape in a bid to replace Daniel Craig and become the first black actor to play secret agent James Bond.

The music mogul - who previously admitted he would like to be the first Black 007 - flew from New York to the South of France to shoot the footage, which shows him wearing a tuxedo as he is joined in a helicopter by two scantily-clad women.

In the video, which he posted on video sharing website YouTube, P Diddy said: “I would like to also announce that this is my audition tape for the next James Bond. I feel like I am best suited to be the next James Bond.

"I've been out there getting my hustle on in Hollywood - I just landed a role on ‘CSI: Miami’. We have a black president and it's time for there to be a black Bond."

A source added: "He has already sent the audition tape to Bond executives."

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsJcKYVSo2o) Here's the video, it's really cheesy.

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fett on 2/12/2008 at 15:07

I must have been watching the wrong James Bond movies. You know, the ones where he walks and sits in helicopters for the whole fucking film.

SubJeff on 2/12/2008 at 15:27

He can't be serious. This is just hype for the fragrance and him. And what fett said anyway.

heretic on 2/12/2008 at 15:39

It's good to see that all of the money and fame hasn't gone to his head.

Random_Taffer on 2/12/2008 at 15:52

He needed to add his Kashmir ripoff "Come With Me".

suliman on 2/12/2008 at 16:34

In before "can't be worse than Craig".

Syndy/3 on 2/12/2008 at 16:56

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rachel on 2/12/2008 at 17:07

I want to be the first French James Bond. Anyone with NZ$1.4 million to spare in cash care to sponsor a demo tape?

Hey, I got more chances than him!

doctorfrog on 2/12/2008 at 17:36

He added: "This fragrance is dedicated to Barack Obama, Muhammad Ali, Martin Luther King and all you men out there who take care of your families and respect and treat yourself like the Kings that we are all."

fett on 2/12/2008 at 18:13

I put that sentence into MSWord and it broke it.