bobRoss on 21/4/2017 at 05:09
I'm useless when it comes to anything home improvement related, although I always wanted to operate a wrecking ball. It seems more like it would be more of jkcerda's forte.
Renzatic on 21/4/2017 at 05:22
I bet CoffeeMaker would be the best at that.
Renzatic on 21/4/2017 at 05:37
And now my nice, brand new drill just locked up. This is really turning into a day.
Sulphur on 21/4/2017 at 07:07
Quote Posted by Renzatic
Entertain me then. I'm out on the nowhere side of Soddy Daisy doing a late job, 40 miles away from home, and my only company is a turtle in a little terrarium named Ricko.
The story above is not a euphemism for anything. There is a literal turtle behind me named Ricko.
Everything is a euphemism. The story about the tortoise and the hare? That's really about how you use your bell-end.
bobRoss on 21/4/2017 at 08:51
Quote Posted by Renzatic
I bet CoffeeMaker would be the best at that.
I hadn't thought of that, probably because she doesn't have a megathread.
montag on 21/4/2017 at 08:58
Wait, what? am I reading this correctly? MrDuck and jkcerda are "illegal"? If this is true, I would like to hear more details, how and why are you illegal, and all that jazz. For the record, I have close to zero problem with that, but I would be very interested to learn more about the day-to-day bullshit you must have to go through to try to remain in the states. I assume that not both of you are rapists and drug dealers, cause our supreme leader has told me that not all of you are guilty of those things, just most of you.
Renzatic on 21/4/2017 at 09:24
5 AM, and I'm just getting home. I'm so tired, I'm not even gonna take a shower. Just gonna drop off, and hope I'm not covered in too much fiberglass and drop ceiling.
Renzatic on 21/4/2017 at 09:26
Quote Posted by montag
I assume that not both of you are rapists and drug dealers...
You've been around here long enough to know that Duck is both of these things. JK's kinda like Duck, but more emotionally needy.
And Bob, Coffee would get her own megathread if she posted in here more often. Same with you, you heathen.
montag on 21/4/2017 at 09:33
Quote Posted by Renzatic
5 AM, and I'm just getting home. I'm so tired, I'm not even gonna take a shower. Just gonna drop off, and hope I'm not covered in too much fiberglass and drop ceiling.
Cold water is the best for fiberglass, NEVER take a hot shower after being coated in fiberglass dust! Speaking from experience, hope you read this before it's too late! Crashing myself, see you on the morrow.
Mr.Duck on 21/4/2017 at 16:50
I'M NOT IN THE STATES!
I'm inside your gunk hole, filling you with love.
<3
Renz is the hick to end all hicks.
PLAY THE HARMONICA WITH YOUR PEE HOLE, BOY!
