Fingernail on 20/4/2009 at 19:52
I have instead decided to replace my penis with an iphone as it is superior in almost every respect, and I'd probably get more use out of it.
Renzatic on 20/4/2009 at 19:59
Quote Posted by Vivian
The pubococcygeus, yes they do
With a name like that, no wonder I don't know about them. I'll just call it the puppet muscle and be done with it.
Matthew on 23/4/2009 at 12:03
Ugh, I don't think I can summon up the enthusiasm to go over those posts point by point.
Syndy/3 on 24/4/2009 at 01:20
Jetta Bernier, executive director of Massachusetts Citizens for Children, said:
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I am disheartened that with this new application Apple is encouraging frustrated adults to shake infants, not only to end their crying, but to end their lives.
Well I am disheartened that Jetta is such a dumb slut. She knows exactly that this isn't what Apple encourages. Can't she make a distinction between a drawn baby face in an idiotic game and a real human? Or is she just looking for a generous donation to her crybaby club from Apple? Couldn't she just have said what's obvious for everyone else?: This sounds like one shitty game, good thing Apple pulled it!
jtr7 on 24/4/2009 at 01:25
The non-response to the "Why?" question is creepy. Again, we'll see what the next PR move is.
Syndy/3 on 24/4/2009 at 01:37
The truth in all likeliness is that some over-worked Apple employee got this as the 50th app on his desk this day, went through the check list: no porn, no violence to be seen, no harassment of minorities, approved. And then went home to see his wife and kids. Now he'll get fired, "children" will be added to the minorities list and that is that.
In the middle ages it was a common war-time strategy to demonize your enemies by telling the simple folks that the others ate their babies. I hear it still works. Some people will always believe the worst to be true if it's not about themselves.
Syndy/3 on 24/4/2009 at 02:04
[email]JSmith@marketing.apple.com[/email]: Now we've put children and babies on the list we can't possibly call it a "Minority" list anymore, right?
[email]TRosenberg@iphoneapps.apple.com[/email]: What shall we call it then?
[email]JSmith@marketing.apple.com[/email]: The unshakable list?
[email]TRosenberg@iphoneapps.apple.com[/email]: Haha, clever sir.
[email]JSmith@marketing.apple.com[/email]: I've just come from the meeting, what a shitstorm... Anyway, we decided to call it "Special groups list".
[email]TRosenberg@iphoneapps.apple.com[/email]: Already done.
Kolya on 29/4/2009 at 08:54
So I just learned that there's a (
http://www.aedes.com/product.php?product_id=2318) perfume that smells like a fresh Apple laptop. I was slightly surprised and checked a bit further. It actually seems that Apple products all have that same scent, based on a substance called Ambroxan. In short they're perfumed.
Now I know that car manufacturers have been doing this for a long time. But scented computers, mp3 players and mobile phones?
Somewhere in this post I would have liked to use the word "technosexual" but unfortunately Calvin Klein trademarked it a few months ago for their text message named scent CKin2u.
