Qooper on 3/10/2007 at 20:44
Here's something that's never been done before, I think. Rules:
Write a part of a story that continues from the last guy's or gal's post. Leaving an open sentence at the end is encouraged. After someone has replied to your post by continuing the story, edit your post so that it changes the story but remains grammatically correct with respect to adjacent posts. Several changes are allowed of course, to keep the story in "motion". Emergent story writing.. Checking back after some time might treat you to something.. weird. I don't know how this sort of thing will work in a place such as TTLG, but a crazy idea plus some crazy people should add up to something crazy enough to be art. GBM, looking forward to your contribution.
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The bus stopped and a man in a blue suit hopped out, carrying a suitcase. The man had pale skin, dark hair and, as strange as it seems, the ability to walk behind a corner and disappear. He did this on a regular basis (more frequently when chased by a scientist in an orange HEV suit). He was probably working for
User123abc on 3/10/2007 at 22:15
...a tiny green fairy. David had been drinking absinthe again.
Then this Gingerbread man walks in with a book. He headed directly to the restroom on the door was an out of order sign. He walks into the restroom takes a couple of step starts slipping falling forward head going into the tiolet making a big splash. David and a bunch of other people saw it happen. 1 employee there saw it happen too. As soon as it happen David the other customers and the employee started laughing really hard. The employee was laughing so hard he fell to the floor and continued laughing. hence the phase ROFLMAO. David was in tears and not the only one. The manager heard the laughing but did not know what had happen Saw the employee ROFLAO came out to him ask him "whats wrong with you" The employee couldnt say a word from laughing so he pointed. Manager turns around to see the Gingerbread man on his hands and knees dripping wet she went in the restroom and started to help him but he started yelling at her say he was going to sue. she told him he wouldnt win because she had an out of order sign on the door. By this time all the employees were looking at this event. David noticed the employee that was on the floor was standing and telling all the other employees. The manager walked out of the restroom and told 1 employee to get a whole roll of towels. The Gingerbead man walked out of the restroom and me and abunch of other people noticed he had shit in his hair on his face and that the top half of shirt was really wet. And in Unisonce all said eeeiiouuuu and started laughing again. The manager asked if everybody who witnessed it could stick around so she could take statement. He was in the restroom for a 30 min. and the manager was helping him out. She had ask 3 of the employees to get paper and take statements from customers. David saw the Gingerbread man leave with only his pants on yelling at all the people there who laugh. 1 customer said he heard the manager had called a plumber 10min. before the Gingerbread man walk in...
fett on 3/10/2007 at 22:56
...and told him to waste bandwidth writing a bad story with fuck all consistent tense or punctuation, and grammar that would pucker Flavor Flavs bunghole, including the names of as many admins as possible in a bizarre effort to kiss their asses in a tragically comic, yet hopelessly futile attempt at wittiness, much like this addition to the story. The plumber told him to go plunge himself (if you know what I mean), and he hung the phone up, dismayed that...
SD on 3/10/2007 at 22:59
Quote Posted by User123abc
...a tiny green fairy. David had been drinking absinthe again.
Then this Gingerbread man walks in with a book. He headed directly to the restroom on the door was an out of order sign. He walks into the restroom takes a couple of step starts slipping falling forward head going into the tiolet making a big splash. David and a bunch of other people saw it happen. 1 employee there saw it happen too. As soon as it happen David the other customers and the employee started laughing really hard. The employee was laughing so hard he fell to the floor and continued laughing. hence the phase ROFLMAO. David was in tears and not the only one. The manager heard the laughing but did not know what had happen Saw the employee ROFLAO came out to him ask him "whats wrong with you" The employee couldnt say a word from laughing so he pointed. Manager turns around to see the Gingerbread man on his hands and knees dripping wet she went in the restroom and started to help him but he started yelling at her say he was going to sue. she told him he wouldnt win because she had an out of order sign on the door. By this time all the employees were looking at this event. David noticed the employee that was on the floor was standing and telling all the other employees. The manager walked out of the restroom and told 1 employee to get a whole roll of towels. The Gingerbead man walked out of the restroom and me and abunch of other people noticed he had shit in his hair on his face and that the top half of shirt was really wet. And in Unisonce all said eeeiiouuuu and started laughing again. The manager asked if everybody who witnessed it could stick around so she could take statement. He was in the restroom for a 30 min. and the manager was helping him out. She had ask 3 of the employees to get paper and take statements from customers. David saw the Gingerbread man leave with only his pants on yelling at all the people there who laugh. 1 customer said he heard the manager had called a plumber 10min. before the Gingerbread man walk in...
omg (
http://www.ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1595324#post1595324) plagarisim :nono:
Scots Taffer on 3/10/2007 at 23:44
You're right, Qooper, it's never been done.
Nor will it ever.
Nice recall by userabc123, it was the first thing that sprung to my mind too.
crunchy on 3/10/2007 at 23:49
Let me know when it morphs into a six pack and a pizza!
Vernon on 4/10/2007 at 00:06
THIS THREAD IS GHEY
:thumb:
LOL
Scots Taffer on 4/10/2007 at 03:15
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