the code is wearing thin. - by jimjack
Mr.Duck on 31/1/2008 at 00:26
As if they didn't kill enough sober...¬¬
Fafhrd on 31/1/2008 at 03:17
To be shortly followed by "South Carolina military enlistment rates skyrocket"
AxTng1 on 31/1/2008 at 03:35
Quote Posted by Subjective Effect
In your dreams the_grip. Having a uniform means you have to think about HOW to wear it. Sheesh. You think you just put it on? Cripes, if one did that you'd get a thrashing from a prefect for being gay (even though you ARE probably one of his mates' fags). You have to be individual in a sea of people wearing the same thing, but not SO individual that you'd get noticed for being an out and out rebel, nor stupidly flounting of rules lest you get the cane.
Easy? pfffft. And for the girls! Oh my...
Yeah.
Since I was enough of a nerd to be a teacher's pet, I was cut some slack by the staff about the uniform thing and was able to get a bit of minor rebellion in. (top button undone and slightly loosened tie! viva la revolution!)
Another fun fact of life at my school was that girls had to wear skirts - women's lib not having made it's way to where I live seemingly. Of course many girls wore them "too short" which limited the sympathy they got from the boys when doing their protesting. Yeah sure I would help you get basic human rights and gender equality, but your appearence is distracting.
Anyway...
jimjack on 31/1/2008 at 04:34
I wore this t-shirt today:
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http://files.myopera.com/jim91/albums/245379/thumbs/notlistening.jpg_thumb.jpg:ebil:
So I just had to hold back but couldn't not write the tripe sarcastically, turning into "oh man there are so many better things to do than drink alcohol, and boy, I do not care if I am socially isolated because my peers are all engaging in underage consumption. Ladeefreakingdah."
And then I saw this:
Quote Posted by Starrfall
Write it about the effects of alcohol on
sexual performance instead, it fits the shirt better.
edit: (
http://alcoholism.about.com/b/2006/10/04/the-sexual-effects-of-alcohol.htm)
I like my idea cause you can make it funny but it still puts drinking in a negative light so the teacher shouldn't have anything to complain about. You'll have to be able to say "vaginal lubrication" with a straight face to pull it off though.
Thanks Starrfall! Very useful.
I like this slant. It looks like I will be doing some editing on my paper:cheeky: We're bringing sex into the equation and It should really get their attention. A note to add.
"At extremely high levels of alcohol consumpion not only affects moral judgmements but, the person drinking is often sexually dysfunctional as a result. It is extremely difficult to be sexually excited and extremely drunk at the same time. This is because alcohol is a nervous system depressant and overrides the brain's cortical pleasure centres." Vaginal lubrication/erectile disfunctions bwhahaha. I could just go et cetra...
Oh yes, this is going into my paper for sure.:thumb:
I will also be wearing this tommorrow:
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http://files.myopera.com/jim91/albums/245379/thumbs/dumbpple.jpg_thumb.jpg or maybe this one:
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http://files.myopera.com/jim91/albums/245379/thumbs/nuts.jpg_thumb.jpgcatbarf on 31/1/2008 at 11:12
I wear shirts like that all the time. It's just that most of them are for Tusker, a Kenyan beer company, so it's in Swahili and nobody knows that the elephant logo is for beer.
the_grip on 31/1/2008 at 14:47
Quote Posted by Subjective Effect
You have to be individual in a sea of people wearing the same thing, but not SO individual that you'd get noticed for being an out and out rebel, nor stupidly flounting of rules lest you get the cane.
Easy? pfffft. And for the girls! Oh my...
i didn't realize that clothes were what made one an individual. Interesting, if not shallow. Don't get me wrong - if you think some shirt or the like is killer, then by all means wear it. My point is not to confuse that with individuality.
Not sure where "for the girls" came from, though.
PigLick on 31/1/2008 at 15:14
anyone who posted more that 2 sentences here is an ultimate nerd you fucks
also I still have 2.7 standard drinks to go so watxh out
catbarf on 31/1/2008 at 21:16
Quote Posted by PigLick
anyone who posted more that 2 sentences here is an ultimate nerd you fucks
also I still have 2.7 standard drinks to go so watxh out
Truly, you have an unparalleled level of intelligence and can offer wise insight, as evidenced by your 'town of wang' location.
Edit: Typo, thanks Fett.
Stitch on 31/1/2008 at 22:19
CATBARF TAKIN OUT THE TRASH
fett on 31/1/2008 at 23:07
Insight shouldn't be plural in that sentence.
Also I've slipped into some bizarre dimension where someone with the name 'catbarf' can take anyone to task over their location tag.
