The aliens are attacking!

Turtle on 16/12/2009 at 21:46

It's a ZylonBane thread, the suck was there before the first page view.

ZylonBane on 16/12/2009 at 22:15

Quote Posted by Turtle

It's a ZylonBane thread, the suck was there before the first page view.

Aww, that's cute. You tried your best.

SubJeff on 16/12/2009 at 22:46

Yeah, I mean if ZylonBane posted about a new film or game or piece of news or anything it would be an auto-suck thread.

I'd rather read an uber-cynical/don't give a shit Koki one liner every 15 minutes.

Kolya on 17/12/2009 at 23:04

Quote Posted by Subjective Effect

Yeah, I mean if ZylonBane posted about a new film or game or piece of news or anything it would be an auto-suck thread.

So if he wrote about something you like... it would still automatically suck? Even if it was ice cream or sleeping with your parents? You know, for an ill tempered dog like ZylonBane that's just an invitation to screw up your personal life!

Enchantermon on 17/12/2009 at 23:31

I think he was being sarcastic.

Gingerbread Man on 28/12/2009 at 19:50

Strangely, (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/ufo/6837200/UFO-pyramid-reported-over-Kremlin.html) this seems to have happened on the same day (I think the same day). Although obviously I worry about a huge hovering pyramid that hangs around for hours over a very major urban area without being filmed or photographed by more than two people, and I have very little credulity left for the Russians in general.

More data for the pile.

Enchantermon on 28/12/2009 at 20:33

I'm with you on this one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y13iq0MGKfE) This video says the same thing: if it were real, more than two people would have reported it.

fett on 28/12/2009 at 20:51

More disturbing than alien invasion is the fact that nobody seems to be able to take a halfway decent hi-res video of anyfuckingthing anymore. My pro-tips for filming an alien invasion:

1) Buy a camera that costs more than $100
2) Don't film through your car window, your thumb, or the screen door of your trailer
3) Slinging the camera violently between ground and sky is confusing for the viewer. Point it at one fucking thing and push "record". Then leave the goddamn camera pointed AT THAT THING until you are finished you worthless Michael Bey assmonkey waste of DNA. Are you in 3rd grade? Learn how to use a fucking camera for filming something besides your sister.
4) If it's an alien invasion, IT'S WORTH STOPPING YOUR FUCKING CAR AND GETTING OUT TO STAND STILL AND FILM IT. It could be the last moments of your life. Slow down and smell the steadycamish flowers.
5) Buy a tripod for alien invasions lasting longer than 30 seconds. If the craft was there for "several hours" that's enough time to get a solid, steady shot of it using a stationary support device.
6) Stop filming at night. Wait for an alien invasion that happens on a bright, clear day because despite me telling you to buy a decent camera, you still bought a piece of shit and we can't see a damn thing.

fett on 29/12/2009 at 17:48

Quote Posted by Subjective Effect

Also, why does GenGaming keep leaking into my Commchat? :confused:

Nameless Voice on 30/12/2009 at 03:43

Quote Posted by Gingerbread Man

Strangely, (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/ufo/6837200/UFO-pyramid-reported-over-Kremlin.html) this seems to have happened on the same day (I think the same day).

Not a very good likeness of a Goa'uld mothership, they could have tried harder.