Rogue Keeper on 22/9/2006 at 09:59
Where are those days when Legos used to be apolitical, pacifist toys full of invention, demanding constructional fantasy from kids? The world is changing, and its toys are changing. Legos must go into ACTION!
To keep up with current trends, Legos must reflect the world. OR IS IT JUST PEOPLE PLAYING WITH LEGOS???
Well. We already have this excellent new board game called WAR ON TERROR. Excellent commercial idea, big - Big Controversy, especially rightfully disgusted reactions from relatives of victims of bomb attacks. But heck, this game surely looks good! One of it's creators said in defense something like "Looking at bad things with humor helps people to live. Some are disgusted that we earn money on such thing... but hey, there are companies which profit on REAL War on Terror!"
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http://www.waronterrortheboardgame.com/)
Back to Legos, shall we.
People have fantasy, really. Just consider:
We are at war, right? Nobody doubts that. LEGOLAND IS AT WAR TOO!
I need you to join the Lego Army! NOW!
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http://img117.imageshack.us/my.php?image=joinif8.jpg)
Inline Image:
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/5997/joinif8.th.jpgAnd so we go to war to kick bad dictator arse who threatens democracy in our democratic Legoland. URRRAAA!
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http://img164.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ustroopsrm6.jpg)
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http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/5194/ustroopsrm6.th.jpgOoops, well... sometimes not everything goes as planned... sometimes we
screw up something. But hey, more Lego Figures will be employed to repair our screw ups.
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http://img111.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rebuildwc0.jpg)
Inline Image:
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2736/rebuildwc0.th.jpg
~s:a:n:i:t:y~ on 22/9/2006 at 10:04
what a thrill my lego days never existed :p
TBE on 22/9/2006 at 10:25
Everybody's a comedian. Why don't you come up with a solution for Iraq if you know a better way instead of just bashing? I'm not supporting the crap going on, but I don't have a better solution, besides getting out, and having Iraq turn itself inside out, and breed some more hatrid and dictators. Oh, was that out loud? We've all had the Iraq discussion here, and it's getting old.
Rogue Keeper on 22/9/2006 at 10:32
But this is about LEGO! :( SMILE TBE, SMILE!!!! :D
ercles on 22/9/2006 at 10:37
Goddamit since when did people play with legos? It's Lego!
ilweran on 22/9/2006 at 11:45
Lego pacifist?? I used to make impractical sci-fi guns out of lego.
hmm, lego linked to violence on anecdotal evidence?
BAN LEGO.
Raven on 22/9/2006 at 13:47
alll our british lego melts in the heat out there :eww:
SD on 22/9/2006 at 14:08
Quote Posted by Raven
alll our british lego melts in the heat out there
Just like our military issue footwear then.
Paz on 22/9/2006 at 14:24
Quote Posted by Taffer_Boy_Elvis
Why don't you come up with a solution for Iraq if you know a better way instead of just bashing?
It's obvious what is necessary. A peacekeeping force of space dudes and pirates.