Para?noid on 26/10/2006 at 13:28
These are not even stories, people.
That Miserable Thief on 26/10/2006 at 13:38
At 15, I banged his step-mother.
Gorgonseye on 26/10/2006 at 13:41
They came, you saw, I left.:p
Jakeyboy on 26/10/2006 at 13:53
And it was all a dream.
Schattentänzer on 26/10/2006 at 13:56
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Ziemanskye on 26/10/2006 at 14:00
Some gaming ones:
Experiment Breaches Dimensions. Gordon cleans up.
Shodan attempts recreating known reality. Fails.
Snake helps badguys. Kills his family.
Nanoweapon destroys Seattle. Tarsus mildly peeved.
Denton becomes godlike, then freezes self.
id Software makes same game, again.
And in general.
It's all in your head, really!
It can't get any worse. Oops.
How was I supposed to know?
If I follewed her, I'd die.
(++ If I didn't, I'd die inside)
Scary Monster Eats World. Nobody Notices.
Sometimes it's best not to know.
We packed our things and left.
Camping in a tornado? Bad idea.
Tickets to board the Titanic? Thanks!
Should that red light be flashing?
Like, you know, it wasn't deliberate.
My cat caught fire. It survived. (*and no, not really, that'd be wrong)
TheAlbaniac on 26/10/2006 at 14:45
Scots_Taffer posted a thread. Others replied.
DaBeast on 26/10/2006 at 14:47
Seriously serious one
"I'm falling, in the abyss of night"
"In teh internets; one man fails"
For the prondogs
"I saw, I conquered, I came"
hopper on 26/10/2006 at 14:51
"I couldn't count to six."
demagogue on 26/10/2006 at 15:27
Depending on persuasion, three universal histories:
- Buddha gets it. Repeat ad infinitum.
- "Jesus saves." We take our gamble.
- Workers pissed; revolt; history apparently over.
[Edit:]
These are fun; here're some more:
- Democracy almost wins: Big Brother elected!
- Humans struggle against death; entropy intervenes.
- First human beings forget to reproduce.
