Rug Burn Junky on 27/9/2006 at 19:43
Quote Posted by Agent Monkeysee
Get a dragon tatooed on your cock. And make sure your employer sees it. At every available oppurtunity.
There once was a couple of newlyweds named John and Wendy. John told his wife Wendy that he wanted a tattoo. Wendy agreed and said that would be OK.
John did not know what the tattoo should say or where he would put it. So Wendy replied, "Well, if you REALLY loved me, you would get my name tattooed on your 'thingy'."
John couldn't back out on that one, so he went to the tattoo parlor. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it on. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo was done.
As John was on his way home from the tattoo parlor he saw a rest stop and decided he needed to stop and take a leak. He went to the restroom and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed, that when he was not erect, the only letters that were visible, were the W and the Y.
Suddenly, a big black gentleman steps into the urinal beside him and John accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but notice that he also had the letters W and Y tattooed. So John said "Hey, I guess your girlfriend's named Wendy too."
The guy looked confused and said, "What makes you think that?"
John replied "Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo -- so you don't have a girlfriend named Wendy?"
The black guy laughed and responded, "No mon, that tattoo says "Welcome to Jamaica, Have a nice day."
Jakeyboy on 27/9/2006 at 19:43
I've been doing this alot recently. Having "really good ideas", Saying something and as it comes out of my mouth I realise what a shitty idea it is :p Also getting worse and worse at grammar.
I don't particularly want a tattoo anymore. Maybe I should get an enema :idea:
Yeah, a dragon enema on my peniscock
fett on 27/9/2006 at 20:40
Then there's my buddy Dave who was fired from Evanescence two weeks after having the word 'EVANESCENCE' tatooed in huge letters across the front of his neck. :tsktsk: :rolleyes:
That's working out real well for him now, let me tell you. :thumb:
You realize this will destroy your chances of becoming a hand model...
Turtle on 27/9/2006 at 20:55
RBJ, you read a lot of Hustler in the late '80's/ early '90's?
Agent Monkeysee on 27/9/2006 at 22:22
Quote Posted by Turtle
RBJ, you read a lot of Hustler in the late '80's/ early '90's?
I actually didn't get it at first because I kept expecting a "I fucked your wife" punchline.
Turtle on 27/9/2006 at 22:30
I'm just fairly certain the only place I've ever seen that joke was in Hustlers stolen from my step dad.
And I immediately thought of that joke when I saw this thread, so 'omgwtf darn yuo rBJ!! you stoal my joke..'
Rug Burn Junky on 27/9/2006 at 22:41
\o/
I totally forgot where I originally got that joke, but yeah, there's a good chance it came from a Hustler or a Playboy from way back in the day.
Most likely stolen from my uncle.
Scots Taffer on 27/9/2006 at 23:32
Aaaah, black guy jokes. Always fresh! :D
As for the knuckle tatooing, I suggest the four knuckles from each hand:
Code:
(D) (U) (M) (B) (I) (D) (E) (A)
oudeis on 28/9/2006 at 00:52
A little late to the party, it seems, but here nonetheless: The 'name on the knuckles' tattoo is very much a convict/gang tradition, especially in parts of the south. Unless American white-trash chic is big in the UK I'd steer clear of something like this.
