SNAFU on 12/12/2009 at 02:07
Quote Posted by dethtoll
THE FURYo shi lookout dethtoll gots a guuuunnnn
But truthfully, most if not all revenge fantasies probably start at such extremes. Even my own little plot went through several iterations on drawing board before it went from "consummate rage/multiple homicide killing spree" to the "oh wicked burnnnn plus or minus one zing" it is now.
Mind you though, all the crowbar massacre-esque stuff kinda came and went earlier for me but oh well we can't all be dethtoll:(
Fact is, what I have setup is tame enough for even me to do it. The fact it happens to bypass that whole "VIOLENCE AND PROPERTY DAMAGE GRRRRR" thing only makes it all the sweeter.
After all, who would care about someone sending their ex a Christmas gift appropriate to his or her status?
Goddamnit Kolya.tldr:Engaging in the ruthless mass murder, tri-state manhunt of all the target of your ire knows and loves?
Bad.Attacking their proclaimed virtues, ripping off the veil covering their hypocrisy and darkest secrets for all to see, destroying their reputation and sending them into an emotional tailspin they may never be able to pull out of?
Fuck yes.EDIT: Page 3? VENDETTA UPON PAGE 2 FOR ITS INSOLENCE
PeeperStorm on 12/12/2009 at 02:30
Kolya that was cruel, posting a picture of a building smoking the biggest cigarette ever.
Kolya on 12/12/2009 at 03:15
Haha, nice one. What's up with Tocky anyway?
SNAFU, every girl I know would unpack that dildo, laugh and then put it away for later use. I mean even the conservative ones. But hey, might just be the girls I know.
Tocky on 12/12/2009 at 04:24
That tree does look awfully tasty. I'll bet I could smoke about half of it just now. But last night must have been the peak because I would no longer push a truckload of kittens off a cliff to get to it. Fourth night not as bad. There is still an evil part of my mind which says "hey you did it, got through the worst, you need to reward yourself... with a cigarette". If I knew the exact location I would stab that part with a steak knife.
Woah dethtoll. Your dad and girlfriend? What a mindfuck.
I feel I should contribute something actually on topic. While most of my fantasies are of a paramedic crying on camera saying they couldn't save me because I had swallowed too much water diverting the river thus saving the school for blind orphan puppies and naturally a monument will be erected with apologies to the state of Alabama for the loss of evening sun, there is one bad one.
The evening sun glints off the rail and in the distance a train whistle blows. A man wakes and notices his dick is superglued to the rail. I tell him life is about choices and his have led him here. I drop a pair of shears within reach and tell him he has one more.
PeeperStorm on 12/12/2009 at 05:37
Mine tend to be a little more direct, involving modifying a (
http://www.gardenweasel.com/weasel_red.html) Garden Weasel so that it can be plugged into house current, and using it on a victim laying in a bathtub that's half-full of salted lemon juice.
SNAFU on 13/12/2009 at 14:47
Quote Posted by Kolya
SNAFU, every girl I know would unpack that dildo, laugh and then put it away for later use.
She's only getting the box, all wrapped up according to the season.
Sorry if I didn't make that point clear. Otherwise, it really would be shooting myself in the foot, wouldn't it? ;)
PS I still dunno what I'm gonna do with the dildo yet but hey I'm an open minded guy :cool:
SubJeff on 13/12/2009 at 15:05
Tocky, did ever think of Ecigarettes like Enchantermon suggested? Nicotine sans all the other crap.
If you want to quit smoking go on holiday and go cold turkey. The routines you get into with the smoking, the environment you smoke in and the people you smoke with are just as reinforcing as the effect of the drug.
Kolya on 13/12/2009 at 22:06
Quote Posted by SNAFU
She's only getting the box, all wrapped up according to the season.
Sorry if I didn't make that point clear. Otherwise, it really would be shooting myself in the foot, wouldn't it? ;)
I just don't understand what you hope to take place on christmas eve. She doesn't sound like the kind of girl who'd so much as blush at some anonymously sent in dildo box. And what will her parents say? Will her father jump up and scream: SO YOU REALLY ARE A FILTHY WHORE AFTER ALL!! I KNEW IT!
In any case congrats to your new silky smooth playtoy. That's what it's all about, isn't it? ;)
PeeperStorm on 14/12/2009 at 02:56
Quote Posted by SNAFU
PS I still dunno what I'm gonna do with the dildo yet but hey I'm an open minded guy :cool:
You could always go fuck yourself.
Such a cheap and easy line. You can't expect me to resist using it...
Tocky on 14/12/2009 at 03:55
Quote Posted by Subjective Effect
Tocky, did ever think of Ecigarettes like Enchantermon suggested? Nicotine sans all the other crap.
If you want to quit smoking go on holiday and go cold turkey. The routines you get into with the smoking, the environment you smoke in and the people you smoke with are just as reinforcing as the effect of the drug.
An Ecig would just piss me off. Nothing beats that smoke rushing in for calming soothing chill the fuck out enjoying the evening feeling. And it is the evening when I need it, to sit on the porch, stare at the stars, listen to the coyotes and owls or the creek when it's up and rushing. Yeah, Renz was right, it's a nicotine lust and tied to some good stuff. I might replace it with an evening whisky but there is a bit of danger there too. For now it has gotten me over the worst and that seems enough. Sixth night.
