DaBeast on 10/12/2009 at 16:26
Quote Posted by SNAFU
RAGE:
Have a friend ring her house and talk to her mother or father, asking to speak to the daughter about her HIV/Hep c test.
rachel on 10/12/2009 at 20:06
Everyone's missing the point dammit. The real question is, SNAFU, where do you live and what's the nearest airport?
TBE on 10/12/2009 at 20:21
Find a way into their wing of the dorms. Bring an open can of tuna. Find a nice place to hide the can of tuna you're holding in your little hands, hopefully in the offenders room area. Wait a week or so to find them not wanting to be in their area AT ALL. Problem solved. This works best when tuna is hidden in a warm area, like in the inside of a light fixture, or above a suspended ceiling. :ebil:
Oh yeah, what's this chick's phone number so we can exact our revenge?
Enchantermon on 11/12/2009 at 01:28
Someone did that with a pound of ground beef once. They wrapped it in tin foil and stuck it under the carpet in one guy's car during a particularly warm part of the year. I never smelled it, but I imaging it was pretty horrible. "Rage" doesn't even begin to describe what this guy felt when he found out what the smell was.
Tocky on 11/12/2009 at 02:50
Quote Posted by fett
Dear Aerothorn,
I regret to inform you that I cannot participate in this thread until my brother-in-arms Tocky makes an appearance.
Regards,
fett
Kill 'em. Kill 'em all.
I'm on my third night without a cigarette. 90% of my brain is screaming at me to light one up NOW FUCKING RIGHT GODDAMN NOW MOTHERFUCKER OR I WILL GIVE YOU A GODDAMN STROKE RIGHT NOW AND YOU WILL DIE ANYWAY YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE AND NOBODY WILL KNOW AND JUST ONE NEVER HURT ANYBODY DO IT DOIT DOIT DOIT OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH LONGING AND I'M NOT KIDDING YOU THINK SO BUT THE MEAT WILL FLY FROM YOUR BONES. 5% of my brain is in collusion telling me to just go onto the porch and prop my feet up, I've had a hard day, just put one in my mouth and hold a lighter near it for the soothing effect, you won't actually light it and if you do you won't inhale. The other 5% is cowering in a corner telling me to drink faster because if I pass out I will make it one more night. Sometimes that percent cries and pisses itself.
So yeah, don't expect a lot from me just now.
Kolya on 11/12/2009 at 03:21
Why do you hate smoking? Don't you remember the taste of a cigarette after a good meal? The way it goes with alcohol and coffee? And when you didn't have anything to do? Who gave you something to hold on to? Who made you feel INDESTRUCTABLE?
Money and cancer is a small price to pay for that. But don't hurry this. You can always come back.
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"For fuck's sake Kolya he wasn't even talking to you."
Master Villain on 11/12/2009 at 03:38
Quote Posted by Ostriig
Well, if you wanna take that angle, he
could probably just produce a length of rope, a paper bag, and some poop. Won't even have to bother with the note.
No, the entire plan revolves around a clothes iron.
Christmas is ruined.
PeeperStorm on 11/12/2009 at 03:52
My grandfather did a variation of the tuna/meat smelly thing to my great uncle. Smeared limburger cheese all around the inside of his car's heater intake...just minutes before he started his cross-country honeymoon trip. They did crap like that to each other
all the time, yet no one ever got punched out.
Another fun variation for people who like potted plants: Carefully turn the pot over and get the plant/dirt out without crumbling the dirt, put a garlic clove in the bottom of the pot, then replace the plant/dirt. Mmm...rotting garlic...
Quote Posted by st.patrick
I recall an act of revenge involving a high school bully, a roll of toilet paper and undiluted essence of cayenne peppers. I bet the fucking moron won't be able to sit straight till the day he pops his clogs.
Awesome warm feeling indeed :sly:
Substitute the words "poison oak" for "cayenne peppers". Much more memorable.
CCCToad on 11/12/2009 at 03:52
Quote Posted by Enchantermon
Someone did that with a pound of ground beef once. They wrapped it in tin foil and stuck it under the carpet in one guy's car during a particularly warm part of the year. I never smelled it, but I imaging it was pretty horrible. "Rage" doesn't even begin to describe what this guy felt when he found out what the smell was.
One of my friends took a whole semester to fill up a gallon jug with dipspit. At the end of the school year, they took the whole thing and put it in another guy's car, with the cap off.
frozenman on 11/12/2009 at 03:56
Quote Posted by Tocky
Kill 'em. Kill 'em all.
I'm on my third night without a cigarette..
The drinking bit is a good idea- those voices screaming at you DO get quieter and easier to ignore!
p.s. fuck off kolya
