Stitch on 10/12/2009 at 04:01
Call them on the phone and talk to them about Wes Anderson films.
SNAFU on 10/12/2009 at 04:09
Ooo this could be a juicy thread. And I can even contribute to it!
I have an ex-girlfriend I dated for three months that I made the terrible mistake of trusting with very personal details and, of course, money. It was stupid of me to do so I realize (now) but
'she is soooo special <3 she is the one for meeeeee blah blah blah'.:mad:Whatever.
What does actually get on my nerves however is the crippling hypocrisy I discovered even weeks after she broke up with me. via text message no less jesus k. rist wut are we 15 and she's studying psychology to be a couples counselor haha
It seemed to come down to every little detail and it would dawn on me slowly exactly the sort of signs I should have been acknowledging but had been blind to. By day, she's a devout Christian, family oriented, independent-minded woman studying at community college, and a beloved aunt and 'good example' to her niece. By night, she's a jobless bar fly living on her daddy's dime at age 26 (going on 27), doing weed, opium and heroin, bumming drinks off every swinging dick she sees and deep-throating cocks that would make Scots blush :cool:
I would love to find a (classy) way to reveal this nightlife side of her to her family, something I'm still in awe of how on earth she can live in the same house with her parents and conceal these facts.
But for now, I'm just gonna do a little something for my raging
hardon ego with the help of of some Swedes...
stich's wet dream facsimile please enjoy responsiblyInline Image:
http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/4462/beatthisscots.jpgI hope she enjoys the box this came in. Merry Christmas! ;)
PS why yes thats a protractor in imperial units cause I'm not afraid of to be unmetric goddamnit:mad:
Renzatic on 10/12/2009 at 04:09
I think I've been beaten to the punch here. Everything I'd suggest has already been suggested...save one thing.
Make awkward passes at anything that breathes. These people aren't you friends. You don't care. Have fun. :thumb:
Starrfall on 10/12/2009 at 04:23
I want so badly to rear-end the shit out of every slack-jawed idiot who drives 30 in the 45 zone right in front of me when I'm trying to get home from work
Also the people who stop at the yield sign YIELD IS NOT THE SAME AS STOP NO CARS ARE COMING WHY ARE YOU STOPPING
Kolya on 10/12/2009 at 14:46
This thread is about revenge fantasies because revenge fantasies are funny, whereas acting them out is considered pitiful, regressive and possibly psychopathic. In short there is no
classy way to do what you want to do and you'll just have to get over it.
Koki on 10/12/2009 at 14:52
God dammit Kolya.
Kolya on 10/12/2009 at 15:03
The lack of tags makes more honest persons of us all.
st.patrick on 10/12/2009 at 15:06
No matter how pleasing can indulging in revenge fantasies be, nothing can beat the warm feeling when you've actually performed cruel, ironic, nasty revenge that can't be traced to you no matter how much they try.
I recall an act of revenge involving a high school bully, a roll of toilet paper and undiluted essence of cayenne peppers. I bet the fucking moron won't be able to sit straight till the day he pops his clogs.
Awesome warm feeling indeed :sly:
Ostriig on 10/12/2009 at 16:23
Quote Posted by Master Villain
Wait, you're a student, you don't have a clothes iron, do you? The plan is ruined. :(
Well, if you wanna take that angle, he
could probably just produce a length of rope, a paper bag, and some poop. Won't even have to bother with the note.
Pity he can't just get over there. Someone's bound to have to use the toilet in too much of a rush to look around first.
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http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb67/Ostriig/haha.jpgCCCToad on 10/12/2009 at 16:24
Quote Posted by SNAFU
It seemed to come down to every little detail and it would dawn on me slowly exactly the sort of signs I should have been acknowledging but had been blind to. By day, she's a devout Christian, family oriented, independent-minded woman studying at community college, and a beloved aunt and 'good example' to her niece. By night, she's a jobless bar fly living on her daddy's dime at age 26 (going on 27), doing weed, opium and heroin, bumming drinks off every swinging dick she sees and deep-throating cocks that would make Scots blush :cool:
Sounds exactly like the kind of person I hate.
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I recall an act of revenge involving a high school bully, a roll of toilet paper and undiluted essence of cayenne peppers
Awesome! I'm guessing he did something to deserve it?
