Aerothorn on 10/12/2009 at 02:15
So as I sit here unable to sleep because of a massive, open-window party on the hall below me despite it being the middle of the final week of the term, my mind curiously drifts to various fantastical means of getting them to SHUT UP.
This made me realize that A. vengeance fantasies are something that most of us indulge in from time to time, and B. Some of them can get pretty awesome/pretty creative. So: what are your best revenge fantasies?
CCCToad on 10/12/2009 at 02:19
If it wasn't illegal, I'd recommend mixing some bleach and ammonia together under their door or near the window, allowing the gas to float into their room.
legally, you can achieve a similar (and non-dangerous) effect by discharging a pepper spray thingy into their window. I know because I accidentally discharged one into the air my Freshman year, and that was in a large room(six of us were occupying the lounge). They'll be puking from it.
demagogue on 10/12/2009 at 02:20
Going to NYU Law School and becoming a high power lawyer, bitch. :D
Edit: Seriously, though, just call the police to knock on their door and make them feel guilty if it's really a problem. (It's pretty apparent that you don't really care about getting a reputation as "that guy".)
frozenman on 10/12/2009 at 02:20
I'd be rather alarmed if I could remember any specific revenge fantasy. I think I'll have to play the 'Jerkstore' card because that is the distilled essence of every revenge fantasy.
fett on 10/12/2009 at 02:25
Dear Aerothorn,
I regret to inform you that I cannot participate in this thread until my brother-in-arms Tocky makes an appearance.
Regards,
fett
Aerothorn on 10/12/2009 at 02:30
Quote Posted by CCCToad
legally, you can achieve a similar (and non-dangerous) effect by discharging a pepper spray thingy into their window. I know because I accidentally discharged one into the air my Freshman year, and that was in a large room(six of us were occupying the lounge). They'll be puking from it.
Appealing, but it almost certainly ISN'T legal in the rules governing the college. Of course, neither is their party.
Mind you, I'm not being a passive-agressive jerk here, I would have gone and nicely talked to them hours ago except the college has a bizarre policy of locking the halls INSIDE THE BUILDING so I can't go and talk to them...
Master Villain on 10/12/2009 at 03:40
Got a clothes iron you don't want? Tie a note to it and swing for the window. It's open, after all. Attach a length of cord to the power cord, so it looks like it came for many floors above.
Wait, you're a student, you don't have a clothes iron, do you? The plan is ruined. :(
PeeperStorm on 10/12/2009 at 03:46
Why not have a nice talk with the campus police about the situation? 'S what they're there for.
Scots Taffer on 10/12/2009 at 03:48
Gatecrash the party and you might not care anymore.
Kolya on 10/12/2009 at 03:53
Use a bed sheet to climb down into their apartment, go directly for the speakers, piss on them, then kick them. Climb back home, straight to bed. (Don't forget the bed sheet.)
