scumble on 9/3/2006 at 11:12
On the face of it, the (
http://www.indiadaily.com/comp.asp) India Daily looks like a fairly dull and badly designed asian news portal, but the so-called technology articles are really quite bizarre.
(
http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/7333.asp) First up -
Accessing higher dimensions with relativistic gravitational radiation reaction from binary black hole collisionAs far as I can tell, this is just a weird interpretation of astronomical observations. Or someone read a genuine article an regurgitated it in surreal form.
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It is technology that extraterrestrial advanced alien civilizations use to access the higher dimensional spatial. When two black holes collides the resulting gravitational radiation is immense and that provides the “theoretical evaporation” of local time and space dimensions exposing higher dimensions and virtal particles of the overlapping Hyperspace.
Apparently, anything in modern astronomy must have something to do with aliens. I'm not sure what they're getting at with these evaporating dimensions...
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In essence, we stand in front of a major breakthrough in science and technology which can dwarf in knowledge what we about the Universe and beyond in the Hyperspace.
Ok then...
Also, (
http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/7268.asp) we have
Accelerating time with electromagnetic waves of the mind - a reversed engineered extraterrestrial technologyQuote:
Scientists have looked for years into reported time manipulation by extraterrestrial UFOs and they have concluded these UFOs disappear all on a sudden because they can manipulate time with respect to space.
This is bollocks, but it is vaguely compelling bollocks.
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Space and time are interlocked in the 4 dimensional spatial configuration of the physical world. The interlocking takes place through the low frequency electromagnetic waves of unknown nature. The gravitational waves interlock the time and space from higher dimensions. Because we are in 3-D physical universe, we are in a fish bowl. Those in higher dimension can see us but we cannot see them.
It is just funny to see these physical terms jumbled up like this.
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The interlocking of space and time happens through the electromagnetic waves in the physical universe. However, the whole structure is held together by the gravitational waves from the Hyperspace. It is similar to a cantilever bridge. The beams provide the necessary stress-stain configurations to hold the bricks and mortar on the road. The beams are actually supported from the four strong pillars connected to the foundation of the earth at the two ends of the bridge.
Possibly (
http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/7254.asp) even more strange is
UFO flight pattern reveals technologies in Bending time and space with micro-Quasar.
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Bending time and space theory gets special attention when you look at a micro-Quasar and the way they send X-Ray bursts in the form of a jet. It may be the mechanism of converting space and time back to our Universe. There are three micro-Quasars detected as of today. Each of them may provide the clue to bending tome and space bending for instantaneous travel in the Universe and between parallel Universes.
Quasars are thought to be black holes billions of times more massive than the sun that lie at the heart of active galactic nuclei. They are extremely energetic X-ray emitters that shoot out tremendous fountains of plasma at velocities approaching the speed of light. These jets stretch for thousands of light-years.
Those studying extraterrestrial UFO flight patterns closely, conclude, micro Quasar are the gateway to other Universes and an active path used by Extraterrestrial UFOs.
Of course, there is any amount of rubbish on the internet, but this site is a particularly odd mix of straightforward news and totally crazy nonsense. Does it indicate some mainstream enthusiasm for UFOs and Aliens in India? Have they just found a particularly strange bunch of guys for the "technology team"? Is there a program that generates vaguely coherent pseudo-scientific garbage that they're using? Am I just bored and should I be doing something useful during work hours instead?
Shadowcat on 9/3/2006 at 12:01
So this is the Weekly World News for Indian techies, then?
icemann on 9/3/2006 at 12:33
Indian techies with religious beliefs on the X-Files side of things I think.
Shug on 9/3/2006 at 14:58
Perhaps a less obvious method of cramming search buzzwords for advertising hits?
Agent Monkeysee on 9/3/2006 at 16:34
This is the same country that reports monkey-man attacks on a regular basis and always has 2 or 3 people that claim they haven't eaten in 60 years and can float or some shit. They're like a whimsical version of Pravda.
Agent Monkeysee on 9/3/2006 at 22:14
Quote Posted by Strontium Dog
Indeed. You wouldn't get monkey-men in a
civilised country like the USA.
What are you, retarded?
Headphones on 9/3/2006 at 22:46
i wanted a george bush picture!
Myoldnamebroke on 9/3/2006 at 23:19
Quote Posted by Agent Monkeysee
What are you, retarded?
Or a monkey-man!
Gestalt on 9/3/2006 at 23:19
Quote Posted by Agent Monkeysee
This is the same country that reports monkey-man attacks on a regular basis and always has 2 or 3 people that claim they haven't eaten in 60 years and can float or some shit. They're like a whimsical version of Pravda.
You can't deny the monkeys are real; not with a name like that. You've seen them, haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU?
