Random_Taffer on 25/3/2006 at 01:04

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Ok, I just saw that new movie Stay Alive. I thought it was going to be a piece of shit, but my wife drug me anyway.

DO NOT GO SEE THIS MOVIE.

I honestly believe that this was the single worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. It had absolutley no plot, what you see in the previews is it.

There's this game that kills people.

That is the plot.
They attempt a very badly compiled background of the game but just seem to forget about it as the movie unfolds. Not to mention that the movie theatre was filled to the brim with pre-teens who screamed histerically whenever they showed even a little blood or maggot filled dolly.

I kid you not. If you plan on seeing this movie. Don't. It's a waste of your time. Throughout the movie they attempt to make you jump but I didn't jump a SINGLE time. It's like I could just point out exactly what was going to happen when it happened.

If you like horror movies, than you are going to HATE this movie. It's pre-teen humor and bad storyline where enough to make me vomit.

But all things aside. You may have to see it to believe how horribly and utterly terrible the movie is.

You've been warned, I felt I should at least give ttlg this simple courtesy.

'Nuff said.

Rob

sp4f on 25/3/2006 at 01:24

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Special K ftw?

Random_Taffer on 25/3/2006 at 01:33

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I'm afraid I may have been a bit woozy from work today, saw it right after I got off. Plus, she really wanted to see it and if any of you have ever been married or had a serious relationship before.

You know what I mean. ;)

Agent Monkeysee on 25/3/2006 at 02:02

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What the hell did your wife find appealing about this movie to want to see it so badly?

Thief13x on 25/3/2006 at 04:48

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ah, I was hoping to see this thread. My and 3 freinds went and saw the movie tonight. They all said it was really good but I through it was terrible! the only worse movie is the corpse bride. If you want to see the movie that this one ripped off (and that is actually really good) see feardotcom .

Oh and the worst part was listening to all the 13 year olds scream at the top of their lungs for 10 seconds when [SPOILER]the 'bitch' sat up after her crucifiction[/SPOILER] and they wouldn't shutup the whole movie.:mad:

the best advice I can give the producers it to add a bare tit, change the rating to R and watch the ratings plummet. I have never heard so many preteens scream and laugh at the stupidest shit.