Assidragon on 5/11/2007 at 19:01
:mad:
*goes to get the burning pointy sticks*
Kolya on 5/11/2007 at 22:47
Don't worry Smurfette, these men are cowards. :sweat:
Trance on 5/11/2007 at 23:12
SHODAN and Gargamel in the ultimate battle of evil.
Butters8435 on 6/11/2007 at 00:03
Break out teh torches and pitchforks! :D
macerico on 9/11/2007 at 07:31
Quote Posted by IceNine
A)
I thought it was a tactical flashlight, of predictable TriOptimum works-once-then-never-again quality.
From the same company that can build a starship that travels faster than light but doesn't bother to pack a single flashlight (or even a replicator pattern for one).
cosmicnut on 9/11/2007 at 08:27
Some management type probably thought,
"hmm, it's traveling faster than light.... That means the beam of light from the tourch won't be able to esacpe and it'll probably blow up!"
:eek:
(and yes I do know enough about the theory of reletivity to know that wouldn't happen, thanks)
Mercurius on 9/11/2007 at 10:27
Quote Posted by macerico
From the same company that can build a starship that travels faster than light but doesn't bother to pack a single flashlight (or even a replicator pattern for one).
Clearly everyone was just supposed to use the pistols.
But with everyone using firearms as flashlights, the number of accidental shootings prompted Command to disable all the tac lights to prevent further casualties as removing them from the pistols was not deemed cost-efficient.
Lunacinense on 9/11/2007 at 10:48
Why does the assault rifle become periodically silenced when it's rate of fire is raised!
Mercurius on 9/11/2007 at 10:55
Gradual hearing loss
IceNine on 9/11/2007 at 11:01
Maybe the same reason the flashlight doesn't work... so if the first few shots and the screaming and the moaning hasn't woken the last few sleeping guys in the bunkhouse you can get them all? ;-)
