Havvoc on 11/3/2006 at 02:35
Well, I have found that in college, spring break comes really early... which really sucks. I hate spring break because there's nothing to do and nowhere to go. Thus, I turn to the lot of you for suggestions on what to do to take up my time during these next miserable nine days. Here's a few things I could think of, which is generally what I do all the time:
1. Work on my novel.
2. Play games without ceasing until I drop dead.
3. Raid my parents' liquor cabinet that they don't know I know about. There's some bad shit in there, but I don't care.
4. Research possible ways to get insurance so that I don't die from not having medicine when I move to California this summer.
5. Sit on the shitter and contemplate the total despair and horrid irony of life.
Suggestions? Comments? Curses? Flung monkey poo? I welcome all.
Edit: And while I'm at it, does anyone have any suggestions on how to get health insurance with a pre-existing condition?
fett on 11/3/2006 at 02:40
Heh heh...you said 'tit'.:laff:
Para?noid on 11/3/2006 at 02:41
Hasn't happened for me yet because I have things to write and shit but I plan to:
* Have sex with a woman in her late 30's
* Drugs
* Spend lots of time with mum
* Watch the credit card bill run up
fett on 11/3/2006 at 04:15
Depending on your mum's age and occupation I see a way you could knock out three of those in one fell swoop.
Spamlet on 11/3/2006 at 04:36
Did someone say (
http://badgerbadgerbadger.com) badger?
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger
Mushroom, mushroom.
And before any of you can say it, I already know: 'We don't need no steenking badgers!'
But I still say "Patrick's got a snake!" :tsktsk:
Havvoc on 11/3/2006 at 04:39
Hail badgers! That toon inspired me to love badgers. At least, I love them until one bites me someday.
TenTailedCat on 11/3/2006 at 04:44
Wait. I've seen TV. Shouldn't you be running around drunk with no shirt on at the beach or something?
Havvoc on 11/3/2006 at 04:47
Running around drunk? Yes. On a beach? No, I hate water. Without a shirt? Hell no. I would blind everyone around with my paleness. Plus, I live in Kentucky, so there aren't any beaches around here, and I can't get any booze unless I'm with my cousins or my aunt. We four are the rebels of the family. First time I drank alcohol was at my cousin's house last Thanksgiving.
Tocky on 11/3/2006 at 04:51
Quote Posted by fett
Depending on your mum's age and occupation I see a way you could knock out three of those in one fell swoop.
Buy your drugs on the card and knock out all four.
And WTF? You are young and in a band and have noone to do? Dear Abby, my young friend needs a slap upside the head. What should I do? Sincerely, Rippedbastard.
Thief13x on 11/3/2006 at 05:13
I'll admit i'm fortunate. My freind's parents have a weekend house in Key Largo, so thats where I spent my spring break. Hit up miami, key west and of course, the liquor store:p .
