So... got someone breaking into my house yesterday. - by Ostriig
Queue on 25/9/2009 at 13:35
Quote Posted by dethtoll
Then came December '99. ... Detective looked in my room (aka disaster area) and said "this room's been ransacked too," regular cop says "no it wasn't."
Two questions about your story that have been really bothering me: "Where were your pants?" and "Why, if the dog's name in pronounced 'Car-lee', you don't just spell it 'Carlee' (or 'Carley')?"
It's not like the dog has a birth certificate and you'll need to have the spelling legally changed.
june gloom on 25/9/2009 at 22:11
Quote Posted by Queue
Two questions about your story that have been really bothering me: "Where were your pants?" and "Why, if the dog's name in pronounced 'Car-lee', you don't just spell it 'Carlee' (or 'Carley')?"
It's not like the dog has a birth certificate and you'll need to have the spelling legally changed.
I wasn't wearing any because I was
asleep and then I was in a hurry to catch my grandparents. It's not that fucking hard to imagine.
As to my dog, what's it to you? We spelled it that way because we liked it that way.
Don't ask stupid questions.
Martin Karne on 26/9/2009 at 06:09
Oh oh I somehow didn't pay attention, he was naked chasing a thief in the dark, man that could have ended pretty bad ass, oh see what I did there?
:laff:
Queue on 26/9/2009 at 20:23
Quote Posted by Al_B
Why did you quote that part of his story if those were your questions?
I'm not exactly sure how that happened. :erm:
Oh well. It still annoyed dethtoll, so I'm satisfied.
Kroakie on 27/9/2009 at 07:52
No break-ins, but someone stole my slippers. Just a few days ago my brother lost his sneakers. I hope the straps snaps while the thief is walking and he breaks his legs.
gunsmoke on 29/9/2009 at 11:53
Quote Posted by oudeis
I'm amazed no one posted this yet:
(
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32855934/) Medical Student kills Burglar with samurai sword
If it was Garrett, Ostriig wouldn't have known someone had broken in until he woke up the next morning with a lump on the back of his head and all his atomic frob loot gone.
someone had to say
that.
I actually know someone that was killed by a samurai sword. He/she was my coke dealer. Fags always have the best drugs.
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http://www.gaypeopleschronicle.com/stories05/august/0812054.htm)
