Tocky on 18/9/2010 at 04:53
Then I invite you to give me all your money.
When I was a kid we loved to give the constable hell. We hid in the deep ditch next to the twin churches and waited for him to stop at the intersection so we could throw a string of firecrackers on his hood and run. Small town fun. The agreed on place to meet up after we seperated was the graveyard. There were no crypts but there was one raised slab of marble we used as a bench to plan our next 13 year old wickedness. Had we ever gotten to it and seen it open with a coffin beneath I'm certain we would not be able to resist a peek.
gunsmoke on 18/9/2010 at 05:27
Hmm. I was a bit older (like 21) but I hated the police at one time as well. I was sitting on a bench about to catch a bus home from a dope neighborhood @ 9pm and the cops rolled by real slow. They circled back and stopped right in front of me. They said they saw me litter a potato chip bag, a real laugh as I was starving, hungry, and broke at the time. They proceeded to pick up what looked to be a month-old (well-weathered) small chip bag off of the ground. Oh, and it had a dirty needle in it. Well, this led to them pinning this on me, though I was clean as a whistle.
FUCK THAT. Officer BERGER of the Columbus PD decided to attempt to arrest me for it. hahahahahahahaah.
I ran. He BARELY grabbed the back of my sweatshirt, and in one smooth motion, I swung around and cracked him right in the jaw. He stumbled, and I went in with hay-makers. His partner had to mace me to get me off of him. They get me against the car to cuff me (the mace worked) and he (Berger) proceeded to pop my right pinky finger out of its socket while saying "Yeah, you like that! What are you gonna do now, punk." I didn't respond...
So, the sergeant comes by to clear the scene and tells Berger that he has to let his partner do the paperwork. So this really cool black cop (never learned his name) buys me a soda and proceeds to write me up for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest (instead of assault on a Police Officer). I asked him why the charges came out like that, he replied, "Son, if only you knew what you just did". He kinda chuckled to himself. "Boy, Berger is known around the precinct (6th) as the bad ass, and you just destroyed his rep around here. We are gonna razz him for months for this one. The way he brags about his Judo training and weight regime...well it's just funny. You really embarrassed him".
Oh, and he didn't even show up to court. The prosecutor made me a deal for disorderly, dropped the resisting, and I simply paid a fine.
Oh, and nowadays I really respect and love the PD. I have had a complete 180 degree turnaround in my attitude towards them in the last 7-8 years. I even donate $ to their causes these days.
SubJeff on 18/9/2010 at 08:38
Aren't all black cops cool?
You were lucky there, but it's probably karma.
As to the original question; no, what would be the point?
rachel on 18/9/2010 at 10:30
Point is to just turn back to your friends with a wide-eyed scared face, let a moment pass, then say in a soft voice, "I see dead people". I guess. :p
