fett on 19/9/2006 at 00:54
Fuck the razor companies. You know the best shave I ever had?
With my WIFE'S single blade, cheap-o, disposable razor.
That's right guys. If you want the simple life back, start looking for the PINK razors.
I've had this same problem with shitty, funky smelling deodorant. I used my wife's Secret (no scent) once and it lasted the entire day and I didn't have disgusting sticky shit running down my torso every time I broke a sweat. Remember 'strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?' They ain't lying.
Also - my wife's underwear...oh wate...
PigLick on 19/9/2006 at 01:43
Well, I use those cheapo chunky orange bic razors, and I shave dry, and I FUCKING ENJOY IT.
Turtle on 19/9/2006 at 02:00
Well, I use six strings and fucking <b>ROCK</b> that shit off my face!
ercles on 19/9/2006 at 02:03
What? Do you hurl the rocks at your face with a slingshot?
Shug on 19/9/2006 at 04:19
Quote Posted by Agent Monkeysee
Hey man you asked for pix and divx in the other thread don't play innocent with me :grr:
did you get those btw
LIKEWISE, my monkeysee-approaching-women alarm must have been faulty
I just use an electric on the odd occasion that I wish to stop being Captain Redbeard :cool:
descenterace on 19/9/2006 at 05:22
One advantage to being single: still using the same crappy twin-rotor electric razor I started with. Although it's probably about time I changed the blades in that thing; I don't think they're rated to last six years.
Quote Posted by CyberFish
Well, you could always wax, I guess.
Duct tape.
:p
Strangeblue on 19/9/2006 at 06:21
Oh, Fish just wants to hear the screams.
don't encourage him--go furry.
Mortal Monkey on 19/9/2006 at 06:35
Haha what the fuck, blades on both sides? Soon we'll need trained professionals to install these things without hurting anybody.
TBE on 19/9/2006 at 07:59
Inline Image:
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k8/TafferBoyElvis/15blades.jpgThe five blade thing is stupid as hell. I do, however, like the sideburn trimmer thing they have on the back. Heck, I'd use that razor just for the blade on the back.
I've been using the Gillette Sensor Excel 2 blade fucker for like 10 years now. Hearing about all the people saying you can't get them anymore is freaking me out. I better head to Costco and get one of those 30 packs for like $29.95. I think that's what they were last time I was there. I couldn't see myself using those 30 before they'd rust or something. I used to carry the extra blades on the back of the razor holder, but the moisture strips get fucked up in the shower, and they will make the razors cut your face off. Biggest word of advice I can give in this thread is "Don't keep your extra razor blades with moisture strips any where close to your sink or shower. The steam makes the strips develop bumps and irregularities that make for a not so nice shave."
scumble on 19/9/2006 at 08:23
I never got the hang of a wet shave, or I couldn't be arsed to fiddle about with shaving foam or worry about the state of the razor industry.
Instead, I use something like this:
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http://www.eshoppen.de/shop/images/artikel/HQ7415.jpgLooks like a spacecraft and manages to work quite well. Still likes to yank the odd hair out which seems unnecessarily painful. Perhaps I have that baby skin problem...
However there's always this nagging feeling that I should learn to "Shave like a man" or something, with one of these:
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http://www.makingthemodernworld.org.uk/everyday_life/img/IM.0610_zp.jpg