fett on 4/12/2008 at 02:53
As usual, Harris fucking rules.
RavynousHunter on 4/12/2008 at 08:50
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And I've never even heard of someone swearing on a Bible in court. Usually you just raise your right hand and speak it. Though I wouldn't be surprised if there's a podunk Southern judge somewhere who still uses a Bible by default.
Except in Texas, there you are sworn in with a bottle of Jack Daniels and/or a .44 revolver, your choice.
More seriously, I love the signs some of these poor rubes put outside of their churches, I remember one that had this very... odd little ditty:
"When an evil masochist dies, does he go to Hell, or would Heaven be a better punishment?"
No bloody kidding, there; that was the caption on the sign, that was probably the sermon of the evening.
I, when I was younger, was a Witness; personally, they're my personal "favorite," except maybe Buddhism or the Eight Virtues. They made a hell of a lot more sense than most of those whackos out there, and they were the nicest bunch of people one could ever come across. If I were forced to be of some religion, I would go back to being a Witness.
Kolya on 4/12/2008 at 10:14
The evil masochist goes to heaven where cute cherubim sing and dance all day and night around the pole they taped him on.
In fact I'm awaiting the same fate (for different reasons).
catbarf on 4/12/2008 at 11:48
My favorite church sign is:
DONT LET WORRIES KILL YOU
LET THE CHURCH HELP
Gryzemuis on 4/12/2008 at 15:46
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the Crusades had very little in common with what Queue is talking about,
Understood. But this was a nice opportunity to slam religion. I couldn't pass.
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The minds behind the Crusades used Christianity for Imperialistic purposes
I'm not a historian or theologist, so I'll believe what you tell me. But how is this different from the current "crusade" in Iraq ? I know it wasn't the church who sent the US army to Iraq. But I remember very well how G.W. Bush used the word "crusade" in the first day(s) after 911. And he got immediately corrected and was forbidden to use the word crusade again. However, it was clear that the idea of "us versus them" and "muslim terrorists versus the great neation of the USA" was at the core of the revenge. You hardly hear the media talk about "Pakistani terrorists" or "Iraqi terrorist". It is always "Muslim terrorists". Maybe the educated part of americans does understand you can't generalize. But the "less educated" part of americans understood their lesson very well. And for them, every muslim is the enemy.
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whereas modern evangelical (particularly those of the Reconstructionist camp) want to use the government as a tool to fix modern Christianity and indirectly, America. There isn't much thought given to world-conquering - their concern has more to do with restoring American morality.
True. But how much is this because the uneducated part of the US doesn't know anything about the outside world ? Once the evangelicals have "fixed" the USA, why would they stop and not try to "fix" the rest of the world ?
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Also not sure what 'missions' you're talking about where zillions were 'wiped out'. Since about 1850, Christian and Catholic missionaries have done more tangible charitable work than all other charitable organizations combined (including the Red Cross).
OK, I exaggerated a bit. And yes, the missions have done good things. But those good deeds were often coupled to force to press people to join Christianity. My country has a rich history of both world wide trade missions and world wide "christian missions". And I can tell you, they often went hand-in-hand. Basically there were 2 goals: 1) save souls, help the poor, grow the church, and 2) suppress local population, and use them for labor in making money.
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Also, what do the Iraq and Afgan wars have to do with Christianity? Are you sure you're not just regurgitating pent-up frustrations from not being called on in high-school humanities discussions?
Who says I went to high-school ? :p
In my days, there were no discussions in school. You had to sit still, and do what the paters (fathers, priests, padres) told you to do.
What does Iraq and Afgan wars have to do with Christianity ? Do you think these are unrelated ? Do you think the US would have acted the same if they had to fight against other christians ? 250k+ Iraqis have died after the war has ended. Do think the casualities would have been so high if the war had been somewhere else ? As I wrote earlier, I think Bush really thought that God had chosen him to fight a holy war, a crusade, against the muslims, to protect the chosen people, the americans. I think he learned a lot now. But 7 years ago, the hawks and imperialists in the US goverment have tricked him into starting a war, and it helped that Bush was a born-again christian.
Anyway, my point was: Christianity is an aggressive religion. Even though the bible says "love is all".
jtr7 on 4/12/2008 at 19:37
As long as Christianity is defined by the Old Testament/Old Covenant, rather than the New Testament/New Covenant brought by Christ, who said loving God with your whole being and loving your neighbor as yourself were the sum total of all the Law, grievous, atrocious, and fatal harm will be done in his name. Bush is not a Christian by the true biblical definition, but by the common definition of the ignorant sheeple. It's all about his ego, not the setting aside of it. It's all about ignorance and believing what he wants to believe for his own agenda, not dedication to the study of his god's instructions and seeking His will not his own or seeking constant correction of his flawed views.
june gloom on 4/12/2008 at 19:50
Nobody who wants to be taken seriously should ever use the term "sheeple".
fett on 4/12/2008 at 20:51
jtr has a point tho. When you put the Bible under a microscope, there is never any justification for oppressing non-believers, persecuting people of other religions, etc. Even Israel's conquests in the OT had nothing to do with a difference between religions (despite popular belief).
The_Raven on 4/12/2008 at 21:23
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But yeah, that's why there are options - the idea is that you swear on something that is important to you. It's all just symbolic (and in court, marks the time when you can start being liable for your lies, even if your oath was a lie to begin with).
[Ponders if anyone has ever sworn on a bat'leth to Kahless the Unforgettable.] :p