AR Master on 17/11/2006 at 13:42

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so does being a whiny little bitch ho ho ho


i love you guys

Tocky on 18/11/2006 at 05:13

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I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ME!

Wow. Sombras had a cuda. Badass car. They could lift the front wheels off the ground.

Here is what really happened:

You got up early to birds chirping and, unlike Tocky at that age, made it to class because you had not been up all night tripping and blowing a full scholarship because everything came so easy in highschool you were certain you could skate through life. On the way you took time out to autograph a cheerleaders ass.

You passed the test because you actually took it. Maybe you didn't ace it but neither did you skip it because you were doing so well in all the other later in the day classes where you charm professors and arrange to meet that sweet smiling redhead for a study date wherein you do anything but study and feel guilty for ruining her grades.

Instead you actually studied with her and got to know great she is outside of the sack and something she said made you realize you are in the wrong major. Bless her. You could have beaten your head against a wall uninterested in your studies instead of following your heart despite lower monetary compensation. Sure it's still hard to meet deadlines and she may get angry at the way you get drunk and think it's a good idea to release lab rats in soroities at night but at least you wont waste the next few years in various juvenile sexual escapades and aborted career moves. She could be the one.

Then you got off your ass and cleaned your room finding a winning Lotto ticket but most importantly saved the life of your pet turtle who was in danger of dying of bowl fungus. You love that little guy.

Only then did you think to check here to see that we are still the same old assholes. AND I WON'T HEAR IT OTHERWISE. Unless it involves rubbing snow on nipples. I'm a sucker for that.