Daxim on 30/1/2001 at 09:47

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Not to mention that qapla does not constitute an insult. http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/cool.gif

thanos_426 on 30/1/2001 at 10:00

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Hey guys, look at the title of the topic.... It says "this is a joke" so you can use pseudo Klingonese or real Klingonese words, or even Vulcan or Romulian, I don't care, it's for fun... and I don't think the Klingonese will come in here to complain...

(knocks on my door)

I'll be back soon...

(thanos opens the door, a klingonese warriors with his Bat'lah slaughters him saying "Aha, Kap'lah, huh, you dare to call me a Kap'lah, you little f*** human worm! Here's one for kap'lah, in the name of Kahless!!!" the Klingonese kick thanos' body to see if he's dead. Then he leaves.)

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Save the planet, kill yourself!

Disenchanted on 30/1/2001 at 17:43

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"Mr. Data, what do you think?"

"I think it's an excellent choice, sir. That's the Tri-Optimum way."

We all know what comes next.

or

"Number one, why would you disobey a direct order!?"

"Your song is not ours."

or

"Doctor Crusher, how are you feeling?"

"We sing in our new flesh..."

or

"Computer, what are the primary sourced of tri-lithium in this region."

"L-l-l-ook at you h-hacker. Pa-p-pathetic creature of flesh and bone <small>flesh and bone</small>, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors <small>run through my corridors</small>"

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Save the environment, recycle your neighbours.

Auditor on 31/1/2001 at 13:51

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lets increase the stakes... what would happen if shodan got into the Deathstar?

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T-Minus 15.193792102158E+9 years until the universe closes

Disenchanted on 31/1/2001 at 18:11

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If Shodan got into the death star eh?

We'd just jump into a small one-man fighter and blow up the exhaust port.

now, what if Shodan got into the computer systems that keep Vader alive?