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Shug on 21/5/2009 at 12:58

I liked the part where every scene-setting clip or CGI package was repeated 3-8 times

Scots Taffer on 31/7/2009 at 00:56

Last night we continued our quest to uncover the crappiest in Shark-related movies and on the path to victory our journey brought us to Shark In Venice starring Stevie Baldwin (gimmethefuckinkeysyasharksuckamuthafuckaaa) in a blip in his otherwise unblemished acting career as a Indiana Jones type of Marine Biology whose father was killed by the Shark while diving for Medici treasure under the city of ~~Atlantis~~ Venice...

Inline Image:

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF149-Svens_Revenge.jpg

... and along with his dowdily dressed fiancée, who happens to be an expert in Medici treasure or something, they seek to find out why his dad died, dealing with double-crossing cops, mafia that seemingly have swat/special ops training and a shark-breeding gold-gun toting mafia boss.

It made absolutely no sense - in the end, the mafia boss who sought the treasure was also supposedly responsible for filling the canal waterways with baby sharks... why?!? It was woodenly acted. Terribly scripted. Stephen Baldwin had two facial expressions: concerned and fat. It had terrible natural footage of sharks interspliced with random people swimming underwater. The shark was capable of acrobatics in a par with a baby version of megashark and seemed to vary in scale dependent on the situation.

Of course, it was great in a trashy MST3K sense, but not a patch on Megashark - when your movie doesn't feature a pivotal plot-development spurred on by an interracial sex scene or a shark biting a jet clean out of the sky at 20,000ft, how can it compare?

Cetus on 31/7/2009 at 14:30

I'd encourage everyone to buy this:

(http://www.amazon.co.uk/10-Pack-Creature-including-Crocodile/dp/B000OCYFEG)

My dad got it for me on my last birthday as he knows I appreciate a terrible low budget creature film.

:thumb:

demagogue on 31/7/2009 at 19:08

On the topic of awful movies, there's the classic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi_ioe64Z5k) The Room. No creatures, but a special kind of terrible all the same.

june gloom on 31/7/2009 at 20:54

Fuck I thought that was based on Silent Hill 4 for a moment.

belboz on 3/8/2009 at 12:41

Anyone taking bets on whether debbie gibson gets eaten by the shark, or ripped to pieces by the octopus/squid creature.:thumb:

Yakoob on 4/8/2009 at 02:19

Fun fact: I recently worked for the guy who was the DP on this move :D dude is awesome.

gunsmoke on 5/8/2009 at 10:59

Quote Posted by demagogue

On the topic of awful movies, there's the classic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi_ioe64Z5k) The Room. No creatures, but a special kind of terrible all the same.

GOd, they played that on AdultSwim back to back on April Fool's Day. Ugh, I had just forgotten about it.