Kolya on 17/10/2010 at 11:39
Quote Posted by Gingerbread Man
What the Christ is the world coming to when I find myself agreeing with Kolya five times in one month?
(Don't go looking for them, you smug prick. This is the only one I've commented on)
Don't be cruel. You know I need the attention. :p
Queue on 17/10/2010 at 12:41
I can't wait until nbohr(toolongtotypeyetIstilltypedthisout)'s wife reads this thread.
She may sit on him.
Vivian on 17/10/2010 at 13:47
This is probably as good a time as any to mention that I am, in fact, really really good looking.
Vernon on 17/10/2010 at 13:50
I'd shit on your chest I guess
Queue on 17/10/2010 at 14:56
Hot Carl Vivian!
fett on 17/10/2010 at 15:21
Why is it that Koyla is the only one who made sense on this [edit: the last] page? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY TTLG?? :(
Also, 9 page thread on sexual frustration lolz
edit: Fuck me, page 10.
nbohr1more on 17/10/2010 at 15:41
Eh, it's the same phenomenon that happens when Senators who have big "family values" platforms then run-off with the maid to have a sex-romp in another country.
Or married (American) football players get caught "sexting" pictures of their junk to hot young interns.
No matter the age, occupation, acclaim (etc), sex makes your brain go wacky... TTLG is not excluded from this effect. :laff:
Tocky on 17/10/2010 at 16:15
Not exactly. Diminishing others diminishes oneself. It's truely what's ugly and it shouldn't be a surprise when people point that out. Particularly when it's about the person who you are supposed to protect against such abuse. It's not that they can't sympathize when a problem is presented in an apropriate manner. Philandering public figures has about as much to do with your problem as lobster. Nobody denies you can control attraction. Unfortunately nothing I say makes sense so there is no point in saying it further. Perhaps fett will grant us more one liner wisdom? Maybe we should just post some pics of fatties eating and crying for a finish? Nes pas?
nbohr1more on 18/10/2010 at 01:00
Quote:
Diminishing others diminishes oneself. It's truely what's ugly and it shouldn't be a surprise when people point that out.
Questions:
1) Is there any way I could
frankly describe the actual physicality of my partner that would not be considered "diminishing"? Should I have followed with a frank self description like "bald, beak-nosed, beer-gutted, strange feminine bulbous buttocks, poor inherent posture..."?
2) What purpose does this "balancing" serve? Can we only ever say that a man is ugly without setting-off the "feelings defense squad"?
3) How are you certain that the "wife" is real? This could all be hypothetical as Queue has suggested. Given that there is not even enough detail to distinguish this "wife" from a hypothetical one, how is this supposed to have
any effect on her?
4) What use is my partner's POV in understanding
my own personal sexual frustration? Are you only interested in knowing what people think as long as they "think nicely"? You have no dark imaginings, no negative opinions of people you know,
...inside your own mind
with no censorship you are a saint
? Quote:
Particularly when it's about the person who you are supposed to protect against such abuse.
I am supposed to run around the internet looking for
anonymous negative posts that "could be" about my wife and refute them or "defend her honor" in some way? Even if I were as backwards as the Middle-Ages that task is about extreme enough to be considered
beyond Chivalry. If another woman insulted or "diminished" me on the internet do you suppose my wife would come rushing to my rescue?
Would I care if she did?
(maybe I would care if she let up on the beatings... Let's try this "Honey, some lady is insulting my appearance on the internet! Oh, you agree and find that amusing now, great... Will that laughter keep you in good enough spirits?... OUCH!!! ... nope that doesn't pan out... :laff: )
Really your posts amount to "You should be married to someone you love."
Well thanks for reminding me, please also remind me that I should score higher on IQ tests and earn thousands of dollars an hour.
Stitch on 18/10/2010 at 01:04
While nbohr1more is wording things rather tactlessly, I think he's actually tapping into something of a universal truth that many of us refuse to admit. People come in all shapes and sizes: some of us are beautiful, some of us are ugly, and the majority of us are simply average. The fact of the matter is people generally tend to date at their own attractiveness level, but that doesn't rewire our libidos to be any less geared towards the gorgeous and shirtless. That's not to say the ugly and average don't have a rich and generous attraction to their ugly and average mates, but at some deep down level we still harbor the desire to lick rhubarb jelly off whoever happens to be on the cover of Cosmo or Men's Health. If you're among the average and ugly, well, this could conceivably lead to a little pent up frustration, if we're being truly honest.
At least that's what I hear, as I've refused to settle for anything less than half-Japanese yoga instructors.
