Harvester on 16/10/2010 at 00:00
Quote Posted by Tocky
When my wife is 100 and her arm skin can sail a boat she will still be the most beautiful woman in the world.
This is the truth. The girl I love is by no means ugly, she has a pretty face and a perfect set of... let's not get into that (it's true though :cheeky:) but she's a bit overweight due to her having to take medications that have a weight gaining side effect. She also comes with a fair amount of emotional baggage which I'm not going to get into. So she might not fit the bill for guys who are great looking and can easily get any woman they want. But to me, she's nearly perfect and it doesn't feel like settling at all. Even though she's fairly high maintenance (emotionally, not financially) and doesn't look like a supermodel, to me she's by far the most attractive woman in the world and that's not likely to change (even if she would gain more weight or gets older). I love her to death and I consider her quite the catch (especially for an ugly bastard like me, but even if I were better looking).
Quote Posted by nbohr1more
Not to be "demeaning" but I would have preface any speculative "swinging" discussion with the concept that my wife's rear-end is nearly indistinguishable from the many "rolls" that run up the back of her legs. This is not a topic to enter lightly if you have a weak stomach... From my perspective she's "Missionary Position Only" unless you have a fetish for that "look"... :eek:
Okay, it's one thing to be honest about your wife not being very pretty, but this is just plain fucking mean.
Shug on 16/10/2010 at 03:18
Quote Posted by nbohr1more
1) I explained that we are BOTH ugly.
2) How is being ugly not "respectable"? Do you show less respect for ugly folks? :confused:
"My wife is fat, ugly, and that bitch slept around when she was younger, she's disgusting
but it's okay, I can say that because I'm ugly myself!"
If you're that desperately emasculated, have some self respect and end the marriage rather than whining about it in such a disgusting manner
CCCToad on 16/10/2010 at 03:36
He's the best kind of ugly: he takes pride in his ugliness.
Dia on 16/10/2010 at 12:52
Quote Posted by Shug
If you're that desperately emasculated, have some self respect and end the marriage rather than whining about it in such a disgusting manner
Seconded.
Also; nbohr1more, you may not be as 'honest' with your wife as you're being in your posts here, but guaranteed she's instinctively picking up on your negative, seriously demeaning and hurtful attitude - no matter how you may try to hide it (if you even bother to try, that is). You've already stated that she does better than you as far as having sex is concerned, so what in hell does she need you for anyhow? Imo she should drop you like a bad habit.
rachel on 16/10/2010 at 13:28
nbohr1more's soul is uglier than stepping on shit barefoot.
Kolya on 16/10/2010 at 15:03
Hey, um...
Let's not forget how little we know about this guy, ok? The way nbohr1more self-discloses here is certainly creepy, but it probably isn't all there is to his real persona, (otherwise his wife may be equally blamed for still being with him).
The reactions are likely to spiral out of control because his "settling" works in the same lane as the compromises anyone of us agrees to in a longtime relationship. And you know, it can be a bit of a slippery slope sometimes, how much you give up of yourself to keep this "we" alive and kicking. But that's okay, power struggles make for an interesting sex life.
Nbohr1more is just depicting the very low end of that, the place where none of us ever wants to find themselves. As such he's bound to receive some abuse. But realise that he's likely overstating this side of his relationship, to catch some attention and/or live out these feelings without actually hurting anyone.
And if I come off as overly nanny-like, it's probably got to do with my current occupation, which is writing about CMC conflicts. :)
Vernon on 17/10/2010 at 00:09
god dammit kolya we were just about to get to the lynching bit
nbohr1more on 17/10/2010 at 03:06
Quote Posted by Dia
Seconded.
Also; nbohr1more, you may not be as 'honest' with your wife as you're being in your posts here, but guaranteed she's instinctively picking up on your negative, seriously demeaning and hurtful attitude - no matter how you may try to hide it (if you even bother to try, that is). You've already stated that she does better than you as far as having sex is concerned, so what in hell does she need you for anyhow?
Imo she should drop you like a bad habit.
(Very cute Montel Williams :laff:)
"Emasculated" ???
(Oh I see, we're all modern and progressive until a male voices his troubles... if that happens we can bring out the sexist notion that a man with less former sexual partners than his wife is "less of a man"... ?)
Excuse me if I don't feel the need to measure my "mean" and
anonymous words about my wife, as over four years of physical and verbal abuse has made me a little cranky...
:idea: Oh wait...
I don't have to tell you anything more about my personal life. I should just white-wash the truth away and "un-think" the things I have thought and felt. Thanks George Orwell, you have provided an excellent road-map for us all to follow.
Here, I will "un-think" being repulsed by my wife's back-side right now. Look, I have immediately developed a fetish for rolls. That was so easy, I wonder what other aspects of my life will miraculously become better simply by looking at things differently and thinking "the right way".
:ebil:
Tocky on 17/10/2010 at 03:14
Yes please. And if it's not too much trouble could you unpost and stab yourself with a fork?
nbohr1more on 17/10/2010 at 03:16
Quote Posted by Tocky
Yes please. And if it's not too much trouble could you unpost and stab yourself with a fork?
You sound like my wife while she's stabbing me with a fork :laff:
I feel right at home :(
