nbohr1more on 15/10/2010 at 01:13
Quote Posted by fett
I'm going to need a picture of nbohr1more to further assess this situation. Naked please.
I'll need to secure a decent chunk of un-supervised PC time to pull-off that caper :laff:
I will spare you a little shock and (eventually) post a hideous swim-wear photo.
Shug on 15/10/2010 at 02:07
Quote Posted by Yakoob
Adding in to the frustration. Been talking to a girl for a while now, flirting half the time, and we finally end up making out two nights in a row. Cue in two weeks of her blowing me off every time I invite her to do anything together; oh but she'll still text/skype me and tell me I'm cute. So annoying...
Not sure how you can be sexually frustrated if she's ... oh
Quote Posted by Vernon
ditch the bint
don't dint the bitch, though
nbohr1more on 15/10/2010 at 02:59
Quote Posted by nbohr1more
I'll need to secure a decent chunk of un-supervised PC time to pull-off that caper :laff:
I will spare you a little shock and (eventually) post a hideous swim-wear photo.
Aww.
Nobody took the setup and posted some cliche droppy old man photo... :confused:
(I came back to my paranoid senses and decided not to post real identification publicly...
...As far as y'all know I'm a sentient spam bot...)
Tocky on 15/10/2010 at 03:27
Saved by paranoia then. I don't know what the hell is wrong with you. When my wife is 100 and her arm skin can sail a boat she will still be the most beautiful woman in the world. Ugly guys get good looking women all the time but they have something you lack. Humanity. I just don't see the tongue in cheek here.
CCCToad on 15/10/2010 at 03:33
Course if a specific feature attracts you, go for it. I was referring more to people who create arbitrary rules such as "I will not date a man who does not speak at least four languages", or refusing to date anyone who wears glasses.
CCCToad on 15/10/2010 at 03:36
Quote Posted by Yakoob
Adding in to the frustration. Been talking to a girl for a while now, flirting half the time, and we finally end up making out two nights in a row. Cue in two weeks of her blowing me off every time I invite her to do anything together; oh but she'll still text/skype me and tell me I'm cute. So annoying...
Ditch the bint, its only gonna get worse with time. Or perhaps she likes to play two decks of cards at once.
Kolya on 15/10/2010 at 10:13
Or perhaps she decided it's not what she wants but feels guilty because she already had been halfway there, so she texts nice things to not upset Yakoob.
In any case, ditching someone who refuses to see you is a bit of a laugh. Just get over it.
Also what Tocky said about his wife and the increasingly creepy nbohr1more.
*whistles When I'm 64*
Queue on 15/10/2010 at 12:45
Quote Posted by Sulphur
I think that's more than made up for by there being multiple tongues in multiple cheeks in the nbohr household.
What about multiple tongues
between cheeks?
Quote Posted by nbohr1more
...As far as y'all know I'm a sentient spam bot...)
Nah, spam bots are more interesting.
Duncan on 15/10/2010 at 13:09
Quote Posted by CCCToad
I was referring more to people who create arbitrary rules such as "I will not date a man who does not speak at least four languages", or refusing to date anyone who wears glasses.
I refuse to date any woman who cannot take four dicks at once. Yeah, you heard me. That's just how I roll.
nbohr1more on 15/10/2010 at 16:12
Quote Posted by Tocky
Saved by paranoia then. I don't know what the hell is wrong with you. When my wife is 100 and her arm skin can sail a boat she will still be the most beautiful woman in the world. Ugly guys get good looking women all the time but they have something you lack. Humanity. I just don't see the tongue in cheek here.
This is a thread about "Sexual Frustration" not "Romatic Frustration"... Sure, if I married someone I was head-over-heels-in-love-with I wouldn't care about appearances or fading appearances. I tried going for girls who I felt that way about, they just didn't dig me. Instead I was pressured by my wife's family to get married because we were both getting old. I accepted this logic given how poorly I had done on the singles scene. :laff: That's settling folks.
Maybe I should have died alone rather than make that compromise.
I guess that makes me a kind of anti-romantic villain... :(
