Sulphur on 14/10/2010 at 10:50
Quote Posted by Vernon
Quote Posted by nbohr1more
I'M EASY DAMMIT :mad:
Yeah, rule number one is don't make yourself seem
too goddamn easy, you... slut?
Also, don't play too hard to get, or they'll give up eventually. Or randomly throw food at/jump on you. Which isn't as much fun as you might think it is.
nbohr1more on 14/10/2010 at 12:19
Quote Posted by Kolya
Your first step to acting like a hetero man: Stop thinking about how many hot college dudes would have laid you if you were a woman.
Second step: Stop dreaming about movie stars like a "dirty ole man" (fixed) and get to know real people. You'll find that quite a few of em, who look nothing like stars, still have something irresistible about them, which is much more interesting than any video ever depicted. Whether it be the way she looks at you while moving through a crowd of people, or the soft spot of skin on the back of her neck, right under her hair, or the way she stands somewhere waiting. These points of attraction are real and yet they are extremely mysterious. As a MAN it is your holy task to explore their female secrets and indulge in them.
Go now.
Your words are kind but they bring no comfort. Where is the line of hot college-age women for me to bed for years and years?
(TMI: This example is a little too close to home as my wife is the un-attractive women who bedded scores of college dudes that were out of her league for years...)
:mad: :sweat: :(
Vernon on 14/10/2010 at 12:22
swing for variety t
also I am finding your dilemma incredibly depressing
also your wife might be lying to make you feel inadequate? :idea:
Queue on 14/10/2010 at 13:01
Quote Posted by nbohr1more
Christina Ricci @ (whatever age she as in Buffalo 66)
I just watched her film
Afterlife, last night. She spends most of it dead and naked.
Hot. Hot. Hot.
...especially when Liam Neeson cuts her panties off.
nbohr1more on 14/10/2010 at 13:13
Afterlife eh?
Thank you!
(hopefully she's not too skinny :nono: , I prefer her chubby phase :cheeky: ... like I could score either way :laff: )
(Google Image Search... wow... pretty hot! even though a tad too skinny...)
Kolya on 14/10/2010 at 17:38
Take your best skirt and run, Mrs. Nbohr1more.
nbohr1more on 14/10/2010 at 18:04
Quote Posted by Kolya
Take your best skirt and run, Mrs. Nbohr1more.
Good idea.
I'll abandon my beloved son with her to be smothered and nagged to death so I can chase sexy ladies (who wont have me anyway) in a vain attempt to fulfill my inherent sexual frustrations.
It's a plan perfectly consistent with a modern western take on personal responsibility.
Heck, it's the American way.
:ebil:
Stitch on 14/10/2010 at 19:39
Quote Posted by nbohr1more
Real sexual frustration...
I will never have sex with:
Drew Barrymore @ age 21
Christina Ricci @ (whatever age she as in Buffalo 66)
Katy Perry
Nor any lady even reasonably considered "hot".
I don't know how much you're joking, but male fantasy hotness doesn't really inherently translate into actual sexual hotness. Yeah, there's a certain thrill in unpeeling someone and finding them to be a perfect manifestation of your lust, but that sort of thing matters very little in the grand scheme of sexual chemistry. Looking good naked is nice, yeah, but far more important is what's going on inside her head (and the things Kolya mentioned).
My point: if you've had great sex, you've already been to the top of the mountain.
Ulukai on 14/10/2010 at 19:57
What Stitch and Kolya said. To add to that, there's little sexier than a partner comfortable with their own body, be it Ms Ricci or not.
There's no pleasure in ending up in bed with Hottie McFittie only to find she's more preoccupied with the microscopic spot on her arse, whether she looks fat and whether her fringe is sticking to her forehead than enjoying herself.
nbohr1more on 14/10/2010 at 20:17
OK, OK...
Yes, there is certainly at least a couple of grains of salt in my comments. :joke:
But no matter how idealistic you are there is a minimum bar of attractiveness that spurs arousal, and "believe me" in my case it's pretty darn low... Yet, I have never really satisfied that minimum.
I have only ever coupled with ladies that I have had to work myself into the mood for.
Knowing that there are people who have had that minimum (or more) satisfied is a daunting jealousy to quell... (especially when such a person lives with you for all eternity :laff: )
