Queue on 13/10/2010 at 22:55
Who's keeping score here?
Could I get a Mulligan?
Sulphur on 13/10/2010 at 22:57
I know a few people who do that on a daily basis. And out of them, the women just do it really well. It's not even funny. Thankfully, though, I've disarmed them with my natural charisma and made sweet sweet love to them before I let them backstab me when I'm not looking.
:erg:
There's a reason why the Queen's one of the most important pieces on a chess board.
/ridiculously inept analogy
Apart from that: ooh, ooh, I want that Smurf smiley!
Edit: thrad is more like sociopathical frustration, rite
Queue on 13/10/2010 at 23:01
Quote Posted by Sulphur
I know a few people who do that on a daily basis. And out of them, the women just do it
really well. It's not even funny. Thankfully, though, I've disarmed them with my natural charisma and made sweet sweet love to them before I stab them and dance around in their blood.
Fixed.
Sulphur on 13/10/2010 at 23:28
I tried that, but they didn't take very kindly to being killed, and refused to have sex with me after that. :(
Clearly, I need more guidance. Since fuck a duckman is no longer the active object of scrutiny, I beseech every one of you -- please, help me, all you threadly sexual advice-givers! What am I doing wrong?
Queue on 13/10/2010 at 23:35
When you ask her if she wants to act out a rape fantasy and she screams no!, make sure you nod your head knowingly and say, "That's my girl."
It works every time.
Tocky on 14/10/2010 at 02:03
And when she bites your penis off you know she is too into it?
I hate to tell you this sulphur but you are having sex with lots of different women and escaping with no guilt while playing victim. I hate to tell you because once you understand yourself you will sabotage your own efforts and wind up in Vegas married to a stripper.
fett on 14/10/2010 at 02:50
Quote Posted by Tocky
once you understand yourself you will sabotage your own efforts and wind up in Vegas married to a stripper.
Lucky Bastard.
nbohr1more on 14/10/2010 at 04:15
Real sexual frustration...
I will never have sex with:
Drew Barrymore @ age 21
Christina Ricci @ (whatever age she as in Buffalo 66)
Katy Perry
Nor any lady even reasonably considered "hot".
Yet a lady equivalently as ugly as myself (if not uglier) would have gotten to have sex with multiple hot college dudes for years of her life simply by "being easy".
I'M EASY DAMMIT :mad:
That is frustrating to think about... :sweat:
Kolya on 14/10/2010 at 10:37
Your first step to acting like a hetero man: Stop thinking about how many hot college dudes would have laid you if you were a woman.
Second step: Stop dreaming about movie stars like a teenage girl and get to know real people. You'll find that quite a few of em, who look nothing like stars, still have something irresistible about them, which is much more interesting than any video ever depicted. Whether it be the way she looks at you while moving through a crowd of people, or the soft spot of skin on the back of her neck, right under her hair, or the way she stands somewhere waiting. These points of attraction are real and yet they are extremely mysterious. As a MAN it is your holy task to explore their female secrets and indulge in them.
Go now.
Vernon on 14/10/2010 at 10:48
Quote Posted by nbohr1more
I'M EASY DAMMIT :mad:
