Para?noid on 11/1/2005 at 02:50
What? Am I alone in saying that the first time I got laid, that dissapointment was high-fiving it with the boys and making wild claims about the noises she / he made? Regardless of the sweaty, semi-drunken mass of tit grabbing, shaky hands and prolonged salivation that entailed, celebrate your first lay, even if you don't amount to much. <i>At least you tried!</i> :o
Ghostly Apparition on 11/1/2005 at 02:54
Or, if you really can't figure out your sexual orientation you could always go
on the internet to a forum and ask them what you should do.
Low Moral Fiber on 11/1/2005 at 02:56
Well, noid has a point there too. The act itself will probably be disappointing, but there's always the "LOOK MA NO HANDS" feeling of accomplishment, which sounds incredibly chauvenistic, but hey....
Lhet on 11/1/2005 at 03:22
Thanks for the detail? If maybe you don't think about it and hang out with a diverse crowd everything in life goes well.
Renzatic on 11/1/2005 at 03:31
My first time wasn't all that disappointing. A little different than what I expected, maybe...but disappointing? Not at all.
Sypha, what you need is some really butch woman to beat the hell out of you and take your virginity. Maybe then you'll find the satisfaction you seek.
Shug on 11/1/2005 at 03:36
The fact that you can't handle (MIND THE PUN) looking at ROARING PHALLUSES may be a problem for your homosexual plans.
Perhaps you're asexual.
Renzatic on 11/1/2005 at 03:38
Shug edited on me...so I edit back.
aguywhoplaysthief on 11/1/2005 at 03:41
What exactly were you hoping to get in response here Sypha? Condolences? Advice?
I am fascinated to know what drives a man to, in explicit detail, describe his sexual fantasies to dozens/hundreds of people, many of whom know what he looks like, and may meet one day.
I mean, sure, maybe some friendly everyday life/relationship advice on forums such as these, but what you have posted is hardcore and deeply intimate shit.
Explain please.
Cookie Dough on 11/1/2005 at 03:49
Quote Posted by Sypha Nadon
everything Sypha Nadon said
Yes, we all really needed to know that, didn't we?
no offense intended, Sypha, but this is just a weird thread.
Darkwarrior_II on 11/1/2005 at 03:51
Would this be a proper time for satire?
