Dia on 8/4/2007 at 00:43
At this point I'd gladly read all 900 pages of fett's novel rather than be subjected to another riddle.
fett on 8/4/2007 at 04:07
Actually, due to the caliber of these riddles I've suddenly decided I have no future as a writer. Or as a human being.
I'm off to kill myself then. Cheerio.
Dia on 8/4/2007 at 11:53
In that case, can I have your cd collection?
LancerChronics on 8/4/2007 at 14:27
Hmm, I was looking at the riddle site that was posted in this thread and saw this:
Swings by his thigh / a thing most magical!
Below the belt / beneath the folds
Of his clothes it hangs / a hole in its front end,
stiff-set and stout / it swivels about.
Levelling the head / of this hanging tool,
Its wielder hoists his hem / above his knee;
it is his will to fill / a well-known hole
that it fits fully / when at full length
He's oft filled it before. / Now he fills it again
Hmm, what could the answer be...
[SPOILER]A key. [/SPOILER]
Some of you have dirty, dirty minds. Get your heads out of the gutter.
Malygris on 8/4/2007 at 14:29
I always knew Dia was a Whitesnake chick.
Dia on 8/4/2007 at 14:49
;)
Matthew on 8/4/2007 at 15:43
Quote Posted by Gingerbread Man
Okay, but the only volcano that Devon has ever seen was one of the four Tornado class 0-6-0 saddle tank broad-gauge locomotives that haven't really seen any use since the late 1800s.
I love you.
fett on 8/4/2007 at 21:17
Quote Posted by Dia
In that case, can I have your cd collection?
Yes, but I'm afraid I've bought a lot of shitty stuff these last few years out of desperation. The classic Yes is going with me to the grave.
TO THE GRAVE.
Dia on 8/4/2007 at 22:50
Quote Posted by fett
The classic Yes is going with me to the grave.
TO THE GRAVE.'S alright. I already have that one.
Soooo ... can I have this in writing?
Like, signed in blood & all?
Thankyouyou'resuchadearfriend.