Dia on 7/4/2007 at 15:57
Quote Posted by fett
Does anyone here speak Elfish?
Anfupz.
Malygris on 7/4/2007 at 16:16
Knock knock.
Who's there?
[SPOILER]FUCK OFF[/SPOILER]
Gingerbread Man on 7/4/2007 at 16:39
I'm sorry sir, but that "knock knock" joke (and many variants) are copyright 2000 Robb Wells.
Shinobi-Thief on 7/4/2007 at 19:04
Eh, n00bie mistake, I only realised this thread is the community forums of ALL looking glass games, not just Thief, so all those Thief questions just ignore. :erg:
Anyway new riddle (probably easier)
My brothers of rock and soil on the mantlepiece,
Push me to the way to heaven,
When I reach I am angry,
I think I just melted Devon.
Answer: [SPOILER]A volcano (in Devon, England)[/SPOILER]
:cheeky:
Gingerbread Man on 7/4/2007 at 19:08
Okay, but the only volcano that Devon has ever seen was one of the four Tornado class 0-6-0 saddle tank broad-gauge locomotives that haven't really seen any use since the late 1800s.
Shinobi-Thief on 7/4/2007 at 19:17
That was a jokey riddle (there are no volcanoes in Devon:rolleyes: ), here is a hard one, but one you probably understand:
I am a muscle exposed to the world,
I can see but not like those of human eyes,
I leave a shadow of my former self many a times,
But I gain strength when I do,
I have the liqour of death and the elixir of life,
What am I?
[SPOILER]is what I want on the back of my sports car, what the answer? Eh maybe next time.[/SPOILER]
Dia on 7/4/2007 at 21:09
OhGod here we go again.
The Alchemist on 7/4/2007 at 21:16
Dude your riddles really suck.
You've got to be like 16 or something.
dj_ivocha on 7/4/2007 at 22:26
Didn't he say he was 18 somewhere in this thread?
Malygris on 7/4/2007 at 23:17
I was originally intending to post my joke again, since it seems that some people didn't get the point, but then I decided it would be simpler and more effective to just quote one of our fine, well-spoken TTLG members who was able to so clearly express the appropriate sentiments in another thread:
Quote Posted by henke
FUUUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
