Sniperfox1990 on 24/5/2009 at 04:29
If you had one chance at getting revenge on someone that wronged you, your friends, or your family, would you? If so what would you do?
Muzman on 24/5/2009 at 04:34
I'd get them, my pretty, and their little dog too.
AR Master on 24/5/2009 at 04:52
my only revenge would be to cripple your fingers so you could never post another thread ever again
Macha on 24/5/2009 at 12:07
Oh, that cat has claws!
Toxicfluff on 24/5/2009 at 12:12
Whenever I see this sort of thing in Commchat, I always feel a bit sorry for the hapless hate magnet. After all,
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SubJeff on 24/5/2009 at 12:24
It would depend on what they had done, who they were and (and this bit is important) who I was.
Adam Nuhfer on 24/5/2009 at 13:04
One chance?
Revenge is something one may get multiple chances at while a good first impression usually comes but once. For instance....
Have you ever made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich [ grape jelly, crunchy peanut butter] on white bread? Then put said sandwich in a paper bag [Pack your lunch] only to retrieve it many hours latter for a glorious feast to discover your sandwich flattened out, bread stained a bruised dark purple. Your once former well constructed sandwich now just a battered shell of its previous pristine existence now a casualty of physical abuse evidenced by it's innards oozing out through traumatized wounds. Your mouth reeling in emotional pain at your loss you gather up the remnants and lay them to rest. The vending machine beckons. It alone will comfort you in this time of need. But wait, there is another there seeking comfort also. Damn, the sob has just acquired the last mass produced creme filled pastry treat left. The individual walks away uncaring to your tragic loss while sweet vanilla flavored pastry creme litters the corner of their mouth. The texture of golden yellow crumbs dropping to the floor.....
Oh, how they will pay
Nameless Voice on 24/5/2009 at 13:24
Sneak up behind them and shout VENGEANCE! whenever they're outside at night.
Sulphur on 24/5/2009 at 13:47
Such vivid prose for so pedestrian a topic, Mr. Nuhfer. I daresay I am gobsmacked at that lovingly detailed vignette of malchance, misfortune, and pained loss, but you are in dire need of a) an editor, b) a proofreader and c) self-control.
Otherwise ++would read again