Shoshin on 17/7/2006 at 22:00
Quote Posted by AR Master
We understand, you're angry at being old. We know nature has dealt you a shitty hand and you can't do anything about it other that simply dredging through your boring and placid life, watching in horror as you age worse and worse, speeding in at an undeniable rate to a largely short and forgettable funeral, but heckling us to ID you does nothing to reverse your shrivelling face. You hear me?
Nothing.
Oddly enough,
this very person was the security guard at a concert I was playing. And his jokes were awesome. Plus he could dance! When he asked me if I knew how to play "Free Bird" I was so happy I nearly stabbed him in the throat with my Rickenbacker. All twelve strings baby. He went away when I asked him if he was moonlighting from his day job as a WalMart greeter.
SlyFoxx on 17/7/2006 at 22:16
PLAY FREEBIRD!
God...If I had a nickel. I keep a cheap blood-stained Strat handy...
TafferX on 18/7/2006 at 03:22
Myth: Security guards get swag as a result of their job.
Shit, now I've heard everything!:laff: :laff: :laff:
Para?noid on 18/7/2006 at 03:35
Quote Posted by TafferX
Myth: Security guards get swag as a result of their job.
Shit, now I've heard everything!:laff: :laff: :laff:
:laff:
aguywhoplaysthief on 18/7/2006 at 04:01
Quote Posted by AR Master
Myth: Anyone likes you, AGWPT
Well that wasn't an answer to my question.
Gary Coleman! Do you know Gary Coleman?
Scots Taffer on 18/7/2006 at 04:28
Myth: Security guards and others of their ilk, such as bouncers, are drawn to the occupation by an irrepressible desire for brutality and a burning hatred of joy.
Fact: This is completely and utterly factually correct.
Sap'em on 18/7/2006 at 15:50
Its amazing what a good nights sleep will do for a person. I take back everything I said - except the part about you guys being twats. That parts true. :cheeky: Carry on and don't ever change. :)
