Fingernail on 17/7/2006 at 15:14
World war 3: the fuse has been lit???? :confused:
Para?noid on 17/7/2006 at 15:24
Quote Posted by Sap'em
ITT: AR Master works for a living for the man and realizes the dark side of his employment. [insert whine, bitch, bemoan] Moving on.
GOD THIS POST ANNOYS ME SO MUCH
IT DOESN'T EVEN MEAN ANYTHING
hurr working for the man. I'm sure AR Master, like everybody else on the ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET is aware of the negative aspects of his job. This isn't a fucking Star Wars roleplaying forum where you can use phrases like "dark side" like we're at a fucking Pink Floyd convention, you bearded, ale drinking FUCK. What are you trying to say? That one day he was working, happily working away and suddenly he REALIZED THE DARK SIDE OF HIS EMPLOYMENT??? what the FUCK is that supposed to mean?
Why would this thread be moving on? It's about AR, not you, you conceited little prick. Working for a living for the man? THE MAN! THE MAN, MAN. You mean the government? Are you suggesting that all security guards are in the employment of the government? Is that what you meant when your fat, mushy and pale fingers crawled over your keyboard like a platoon of anemic slugs, each one vying for pole position in the LAND OF TYPE?!?! WAIT, THAT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE, DOES IT? OH BOO HOO
go away and learn how to write like you're not some kind of robot that hasn't had instructions put into your American English parser by a scientist from Poland, you boring, boring little man
Rug Burn Junky on 17/7/2006 at 17:35
I think that brought a tear to my eye.
But it may have just been allergies.
Sap'em on 17/7/2006 at 18:10
obviously I've rubbed you twats the wrong way today. Usually you guys just ignore my inane comments and go on being yourselves which is fine by me. I guess I am just not in a humorous mood. My twenty five year old step son just lost his left leg from the knee down in a motorcycle accident and my wife is an emotional wreck. So I'll take a pass on today and maybe laugh tommorrow. :mad: :mad: :( :(
Ultraviolet on 17/7/2006 at 18:31
Far as getting information from security goes, I've never had a problem with it. I figure a security guard knows the place better than I do. I don't expect anything when I ask a person a question. I just ask various people until I get my answer. I figure somebody who looks like they might know is a better bet than somebody who looks like they might stab me or something.
When drunk in public, I keep the behavior down and mostly unnoticable -- still acting drunk, but not destroying shit or pissing in corners indoors.
Haha, AR, down here in southeast fucking Arizona, our mallcops at the local mall now wear these funny mountie hats. Do you guys have to wear that shit?
Stitch on 17/7/2006 at 18:35
Great thread.
I laughed a little, learned a little, and right now I'm even close to loving a little.
Mr.Duck on 17/7/2006 at 19:38
*Pats the empty side of the bed*
Show me <3.
Schattentänzer on 17/7/2006 at 21:39
Confirm/deny plz:
* All security guards are trained (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Systema) Система killing machines who are able to cossack-dance you to a swift death in seconds
* Most security is only placed for psychological reasons.
* Security guards nervously glancing around aren't really checking for possible trouble. They're checking out the chix.
Renegen on 17/7/2006 at 21:46
Go write your book AR.
And what is this really about anyway, it's a whole lot of whining, we could make with a couple less of these threads.
Carini on 17/7/2006 at 21:52
So, are most of the guys you work with using security guard as a stepping stone to become a policeman or is that a myth too??
