Reasons you are unlikely to ever work for everyone?

Fringe on 2/12/2008 at 17:33

You're lazy. You're reading the Internet when you could be doing something far more productive and permanent. You sink far too much of your effort and cares into the meaningless black hole of electronic entertainment.

Outside the context of your declining, transitory monoculture, you have no skills valuable to anyone's survival. All of the goods and services you consume depend on the exploitation of others.

Also, you're ugly.

Queue on 2/12/2008 at 18:31

Don't forget about the odor, too.

Martin Karne on 2/12/2008 at 19:04

You forgot all about physical defects, mental illness, etc.

Fringe on 2/12/2008 at 19:09

Guys, guys.

I'm trying to be concise here.

Queue on 2/12/2008 at 19:24

Don't forget the conciseness, as well.

st.patrick on 2/12/2008 at 19:40

Also crotch scratching does not count into "Skills" on your CV.

Renzatic on 2/12/2008 at 19:43

Bullshit. My crotch scratching skills are the main reason why I got hired where I'm hired.

In fact, I'm posting this very post from my place of business. Scratching my crotch all the while. Fucker.

ercles on 2/12/2008 at 19:51

TTLG ruined your social skills, can't forget that one

Renzatic on 2/12/2008 at 19:57

This is true. Since I joined TTLG, I can't let even the simplest conversations pass me by without throwing something in about religion, politics, or evolution.

I also walk around with a jester hat in my back pocket, for those rare occasions when someone says something so stupid, I can throw it back at them sarcastically and go :joke:

Thanks, SD. THANKS A FUCKING LOT.