Syndy/3 on 2/12/2008 at 13:56
Monkeys are the losers in the evolutionary race. We may not know what the goal of this race was, but it doesn't matter. Whether it be HDTVs, Mini Coopers or bananas, we have more of everything. And they're making faces behind metal bars for our amusement.
Yes, monkey brothers and sisters, not long ago we shared a bloodline... But then we got smart while you kept on scratching your backs.
Now there's only thing we have yet to achieve to make this victory a perfect one. No, it's not blowing up the earth you pessimist cry babies. It's making monkeys work for us!
But somehow, apart from a few notable exceptions (Cheers to you space-monkeys!), this part has never quite worked out ... Now give me some good reasons why monkeys are unlikely to ever work for everyone.
Matthew on 2/12/2008 at 14:08
Too busy posting on internet forums?
fett on 2/12/2008 at 15:08
I heard Space Chimps was the bomb.
demagogue on 2/12/2008 at 15:15
Be wary of the Carpet Monkey.
Starrfall on 2/12/2008 at 15:23
Because they're going to get too smart and rebel and take over the planet duh they even made movies about it
N'Al on 2/12/2008 at 16:44
Loosely speaking, any human with such a poor grasp of English grammar truly is an evolutionary loser, yes. ;)
Rogue Keeper on 2/12/2008 at 17:01
I feel loost. :(
Syndy/3 on 2/12/2008 at 17:08
Next time I visit the zoo: "What we can learn from sloths and why tiger babies make excellent pets for your children"
