Starrfall on 10/8/2009 at 19:55

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. (The classic.)


Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it is a primitive creature without the capacity to recognize the inherent danger of doing so.


A man walks into a bar.
His alcoholism is destroying his life.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mike.
Mike who?
Mike Smith


A black and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving?
Probably whoever owns the car.


What's funnier than a dead baby?
How about everything, jerkass.


There once was a man from Old Wick
Who stripped to bathe in a crick
A young woman came by
with a gleam in her eye
you thought this was going to end dirty didn't you


This family walks into a talent agency. It's a mother, father, their son and daughter, and a little baby. The father says to the talent agent, "Sir, our family has an amazing act. We know if you would let us perform it for you you would want to sign us." And the talent agent says, "Sorry, we don't sign family acts. They're too cutesy." But then the mother goes, "Please, sir, if you just give us two minutes, we know you'll like our act." So the talent agent says, "All right, you've got two minutes." The family jumps right into it. The mother smiles and points to the son, who hits "Play" on a boombox. Thrilling circus music starts to play as the father spins his daughter around, bends her over, lifts up her skirts and starts licking her asshole.

Then the son lays down on the floor and opens his mouth, and the mother tears off tear-away pants, squats down over his face and starts shitting all over him.The father grabs the baby, takes off his diaper and starts sucking his cock, while the son, still with his mother's shit in his mouth, goes over and licks the baby's tiny little balls.

Now the mother lays down on her back on the floor while the daughter gets up high on a chair and starts pissing all over. Then the father and son take the baby and start stuffing it head-first back into the mother's vagina, while the daughter's piss rains down on all of them.

They get the baby halfway in so that just his legs are sticking out all kicking and flailing around, and the son takes the mother's shit out of his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone while the father sticks his cock in the baby's asshole and fucks it while it's still inside the mother, until he cums all over the baby, the wife, the son and the daughter.

Then the father gets up and says, "And now for our impersonation of the victims of 9/11." And the whole family starts running around screaming and laughing with their dicks and tittles all flapping around, covered with piss and shit and cum, going "AAAAAaaAAAAhhh! AAAAAaaAAAAhhh!, the building's comin' down! Heeelllppp!!!"

And finally the family runs back to the center of the room and goes, "TADAAA!!" And the talent agent, he just sits there for the longest time, and finally he says, "...Jesus, that's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "the 9/11 Victim's Family Fun Porn Circus!"

Now you!

fett on 10/8/2009 at 20:41

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Jesus, Starr. :eek:

Sulphur on 10/8/2009 at 20:50

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This is, of course, the companion thread to (http://www.ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=122645) our other shenanigans in bad taste piece.

Is it a sign of impending doom CommChat desensitisation that I read Starr's last joke without batting an eyelid? I guess it's all a function of superior buildup.

Here's an obligatory emotional reaction shot for those who need it anyway:

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8070/0b54i4yxsq6zvwrlhcttfz8.jpg

Starrfall on 10/8/2009 at 21:07

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(http://www.ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=99081&highlight=aristocrats) I am so disappointed in so many of you right now. ((http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd7MleO114A) Here's the video.)



But not suliman!

Queue on 10/8/2009 at 23:11

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Gay birds docking?