Scots Taffer on 15/8/2009 at 10:21
Just kidding, it's actually his birthday (at least it is now in upside down FUTAUR land full of long tailed hopping dogs).
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROPEY BONER JUICE!!
henke on 15/8/2009 at 12:30
RBJ BIRTHDAY :D
Enchantermon on 15/8/2009 at 14:22
Happy birthday again! ;)
Chimpy Chompy on 15/8/2009 at 15:41
hb!
Turtle on 15/8/2009 at 15:50
Happy Birthday RBJ!
I'm sending you a sock, 'special' delivery.
Tocky on 15/8/2009 at 15:55
I once got a rugburn on my knee that nearly crippled me when it became infected, streaks, chills, alcoholism, hallucinations, and death. Naturally I blame you.
Wish I could be there for the party. :(
Almost forgot to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHERFUCKER!
rachel on 15/8/2009 at 17:45
FROM MR CHRIS SOLOMON DEAREST,
MY NAME IS MR CHRIS SOLOMON , PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL COOKINGS DEPARTMENT ALLIED AND BOND PASTRY SHOP.I AM WRITING IN RESPECT OF A FOREIGN CUSTOMER OF MY PASTRY SHOP(RUG BURNE JUNKIE, OF AMERICA) WHO HAD A BIRTHDAY ON 15 AUGUST 2009
SIR, SINCE THE BIRTHDAY OF RUG BURNE JUNKIE, I PERSONALLY HAVE WATCHED WITH KEEN INTEREST TO SEE THE NEXT OF KIN BUT ALL HAS PROVED ABORTIVE AS NO ONE HAS COME TO CLAIM HIS CAKE OF CAL30M,[THIRTY MILLION UNITED STATES CALORIES]HAS BEEN WITH OUR PASTRY SHOP HERE FOR VERY LONG TIME. ON THIS NOTE I DECIDED TO SEEK FOR WHOM HIS NAME SHALL BE USED AS THE NEXT OF KIN, AS NO ONE HAS COME UP TO PUT CLAIM AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THIS CAKES AND THE PASTRY ETHICS HERE DOES NOT ALLOW SUCH CAKES TO STAY MORE THAN EIGHT DAYS, BECAUSE AFTER EIGHT DAYS THE CAEKS WILL BE UNCOOKED BACK TO THE KITCHEN FRIDGE AS UNCLAIMED CAKES.
IN VIEW OF THIS I GOT YOUR CONTACT THROUGH MY COUNTRY'S FOREIGN PASTRY MISSION AFTER I WAS CONVINCED IN MY MIND THAT YOUR NAME/COMPANY COULD BE USED AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THIS CLAIM. THE REQUEST OF THE FOREIGNER AS A NEXT OF KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS OCCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A LAWYER AND A PASTRYMAN CANNOT STAND AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO A LAWYER.I AGREED THAT 30% OF THIS CAKES WILL BE FOR YOU AS A FOREIGN EATER INRESPECT OF PROVIDING A STOMACH WHILE 10% WILL TAKE OF ANY COOKINGSTHAT MIGHT BE INCURRED IN THE PROCESS OF CONSUMMATING THE PASTRY AND THE REST WILL BE FOR ME. THEREAFTER I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DELIVERY AS I AM ALMOST DUE FOR SOME WELCOME R & R DUDE.
UPON THE RECEIPT OF YOUR ACCEPTANCE, I WILL SEND YOU BY FAX OR E-MAIL A DRAFT APPLICATION OF CLAIM WHICH YOU WILL SEND TO THE PASTRY SHOP AS THE NEXT OF KIN AND THE NEXT STEP TO CAKE. I MEAN TO TAKE.
I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS CAKES IS ITCH FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY FEAR AS THE WHOLE REQUIREDCONSUPTION HAS BEEN SANITIZED FOR THE EATINGS. PLEASE REPLY TO IMMEDIATELY.
HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
REGARDS,
MR CHRIS SOLOMON
David on 15/8/2009 at 18:18
Happy Birthday, dude! :D
fett on 15/8/2009 at 18:45
Fuck off RBJ. You don't deserve two birthday threads.
SubJeff on 15/8/2009 at 19:53
Happy Birthday Goebbels RBJ! :p
:thumb:
Can't imagine the party tbh. Not sure I want to be able to.
yes actually, yes I do
