RyushiBlade on 11/3/2006 at 06:20
Pretty nicely timed with SD's post, I thought.
So schools in Oxfordshire have decided to take political correctness to a new level, changing the old rhyme 'Baa, baa, blacksheep, have you any wool?' to 'Baa, baa, rainbow sheep...'
No joke. They also removed 'the Seven Dwarves' from the title of Snow White, and changed the ending of Humpty Dumpty so as not to scare any children. Anyone else think this is a bit strange?
(
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2073043,00.html) Read about it here.
And what
is a rainbow sheep? Doesn't a rainbow imply homosexuality? I'd think that, too, would be politically incorrect. Just make the damn thing blue. Atleast it's the same number of syllables as 'black.'
Edit: Oh, seems this was already mentioned further down in SD's thread.
Tocky on 11/3/2006 at 06:35
Yeah. What is that bitch growing in her garden anyway? Damn hippies.
Rainbow sheep tastes like chicken.
Gingerbread Man on 11/3/2006 at 07:30
HUMPTY DUMPTY IS ABOUT A FUCKING CANNON
theBlackman on 11/3/2006 at 07:33
Quote Posted by Gingerbread Man
HUMPTY DUMPTY IS ABOUT A FUCKING CANNON
That went around screwing Culverines, Blunderbuss', mortars, and Brown Bess'. But don't tell the kiddies that. :)
Convict on 11/3/2006 at 08:32
Rainbow Sheep to be Taught in British Schools, Creationism to be Taught in British Schools.
Are these Daily Mail headlines?
Mr.Duck on 11/3/2006 at 09:25
I'LL HUMP YOUR DUMPTY, BOY!!!
Myoldnamebroke on 11/3/2006 at 10:00
So, this is another made up POLITIAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD story because a hack didn't have anything better, right?
OnionBob on 11/3/2006 at 10:19
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HAS GONE MAD
BECAUSE THIS IS HAPPENING EVERYWHERE NOT JUST IN ONE OR TWO PLACES WHERE THEY'VE KIND OF MISSED THE POINT
ALSO THERE ISN'T RACISM ANY MORE WE SOLVED IT LIKE WE SOLVED DRUGS WITH THAT WAR ON DRUGS
Gingerbread Man on 11/3/2006 at 10:33
Solved it by excising Mr Golly from Noddy. :(
Poor Mr Golly.
Gestalt on 11/3/2006 at 14:03
Oh no! The genetic engineering lobby is indoctrinating the children of Oxfordshire! Whatever will we do?
