Scots Taffer on 26/9/2006 at 10:39
For those who can't be arsed watching:
Lowtax gets trolled into fighting Uwe Boll.
Uwe Boll starts laying some half decent punches and continually floors Lowtax.
Lowtax throws in the towel after prancing around like a moron once or twice.
Afterwards he complains to a reporter about it not being the PR stunt that was advertised.
Lowtax is a pussy. When someone's throwing a punch, you at least try to throw one back or defend yourself.
henke on 26/9/2006 at 10:51
I bet you would've totally kicked his ass, huh Scots?
Scots Taffer on 26/9/2006 at 10:56
Quote Posted by henke
I bet you would've totally kicked his ass, huh Scots?
I wouldn't have assumed that a man wanting to meet his biggest detractors will play nice, that's for goddamn sure.
I would've at least trained for a month or two. I probably would've got my ass kicked anyway, but I'd at least get one or two solid blows before he laid me out.
henke on 26/9/2006 at 11:03
Now now, don't be shy. ;) I'm sure you would've totally like delivered a bunch of quick jabs and then swooped out of the way when he tries to punch you and then like done a backflip of the ropes and landed a flying kick in his face and then said "DIRECT THIS" before delivering an uppercut that woulda sent him flying out of the ring. :cool:
ignatios on 26/9/2006 at 11:05
Uwe Boll is the pussy. Nothing wrong with Lowtax getting knocked around, but all this amounts to is DURRRR MEET U ON THE PLAYGROND FAG
Scots Taffer on 26/9/2006 at 11:12
Quote Posted by ignatios
Uwe Boll is the pussy. Nothing wrong with Lowtax getting knocked around, but all this amounts to is DURRRR MEET U ON THE PLAYGROND FAG
But that's precisely it, why the fuck are these internet goofs actually falling for the "it's a PR stunt, he won't hit you hard" shit?
And it's not like this in any way validates his movies, they still suck horrendous amounts of ass. I had the misfortune of being linked to a youtube'd segment of House of Dead which someone accurately categorised as "dadaism for fight scenes".
Shug on 26/9/2006 at 11:23
Quote Posted by ignatios
Uwe Boll is the pussy. Nothing wrong with Lowtax getting knocked around, but all this amounts to is DURRRR MEET U ON THE PLAYGROND FAG
SCARED? LOL
AxTng1 on 26/9/2006 at 11:31
Lowtax spends half his time criticizing games that admit they are still in beta and ripping the shit out of first time shareware programmers, I figure he deserved a little owning. That it was by Uwe Boll just makes it that much sweeter.
Scots Taffer on 26/9/2006 at 11:34
Quote Posted by henke
Now now, don't be shy. ;) I'm sure you would've totally like delivered a bunch of quick jabs and then swooped out of the way when he tries to punch you and then like done a backflip of the ropes and landed a flying kick in his face and then said "DIRECT THIS" before delivering an uppercut that woulda sent him flying out of the ring. :cool:
You've obviously seen his movies. ;)
