Sulphur on 8/5/2009 at 16:38
This is a fairly silly idea inspired by the Left4Dead thread, but I revel in silliness, so what the hey.
It's simple: you quote people's posts here, but bereft of their original context. Our L4D example (first spotted by the eagle-eyed Renzatic):
Quote:
Originally Posted by EvaUnit02I had an extremely fun session with Kroakie last night.
Quote:
Originally Posted by KroakieMy butt was sore after...
See? That's it. Easy-peasy. Now why don't you give it a try.
Note: I didn't post this in CommChat because just about 95% of the posts there are out of context anyway, but if the mods feel it's better suited there, please go ahead and move it.
EDIT: Also, this is just being played for laughs, gang. No one needs to take anything in here personally.
Kroakie on 8/5/2009 at 17:20
Quote Posted by EvaUnit02
I had an extremely fun session with Kroakie last night.
Quote Posted by Kroakie
My butt was sore after...
Quote Posted by MsLedd
oh my GOD. Now that's eye candy!
*MsLedd excuses herself to find clean panties*:weird:
demagogue on 8/5/2009 at 18:33
Out of context or does it really matter? You be the judge:
Quote Posted by Skronk
Imbecilic. Drunken eyes. You guys don't get it, I guess. I have absolutely no idols, no one I look up to, no one I follow. I am trying against all odds to make my own philosophy. You might think my musings imbecilic, but you have to remember I came up with them all on my own. So stop fucking hating.
I'm just asking, as in my first fucking post, if anyone thinks there are 'parameters' to individual realities.
Quote Posted by buglunch
Sane props or whatever you larvae say in these large-fangled ultra-Nineties :sly: .....to Sypha and Med, Leddnatrix, others- next post. Me exhaustified: I'm playin' with a full deck now- 52- NO jokers!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++=
SWAGBAG:
A. Guess what coconut-pie-stinking honey opened three months late for me on the 10th, Farmers' Day, BugDay? \o/ :
(
http://kwoodward.net/orchidpix/leptotes_bicolor.jpg) - not my image, just feckin' lovely and CHEEP.
B. Monday I took possession of this monsyer gem, yay:
(
http://machines.hyperreal.org/manufacturers/Yamaha/TX-81z/) > 'Images'.
Sure howls MIDIed to the KARMA workstation, YUM.
C. Barbecued dysfunctional family values June 9 at youngest brother's: Dad turned 77, niece Sherisse got all convoked Uof Victoria, my bandleader's son having graduated my alma matrix UofAlberta June 8 (he just got back with a 1963 National slide lap-steel gitbox in mint conditionality :eek: - -
that same kid's BIRTHDAY is June 11 Dark pearl, like the chicagoan here:
(
http://www.well.com/user/wellvis/gitinfo.html) )
D.
Great live CalProg photos my buddy from Joisey took June 4; the others got to hang with Tom Brislin of Spiraling and Yes/2001 half of June 3, weasels!! Can't post the link yet without wankel's permission.
Today we FINALLY got our band photos from outside months ago; will scan and post them soon.
E. I WON a year's adventure mag from Flower Kings progband during CalProg itself and deliciousagony.com's 48-hour FK marathon. Can't wait for the mail.
F.
Yes boys are coming August 2 to Seattle, BUT we have a gig chemainus that evening, OY OY OY.
I'm taking my little brother and skipping out. I mean it. Jeez, I hope they add Vancouver as originally promised. Get a ticket, all you Washingtoonies!
G. A classy homemade 500-ml English ale made cleanly with three malts and five different hops.
H.
Too much female attention, brbLOL.
stay tuned for Part le Deux, kiddies.
I.
Bach Shoebox Aria newly found and pre-saved from fiar. :sweat:
High time for some "celebratory fire" in DoD.
Sulphur on 8/5/2009 at 18:45
Ya see, that's the living, throbbing vein through which the lifeblood of CommChat pulses. Dive in and it's like you're trying to surf on a tsunami of contextlessness, the only light to be seen filtering from behind the darkling swell of posts that crowd and curdle in the blood-dimmed tide waiting to be loosed.
I may or may not be actually talking about someone's dong.
Matthew on 8/5/2009 at 18:55
Free the buglunch 1.
SubJeff on 8/5/2009 at 19:07
Quote:
I'm playin' with a full deck now- 52- NO jokers!
Love it.
It was an awesome kind of poetry. Tis a shame, in the end.
Dia on 8/5/2009 at 22:15
I couldn't resist:
Quote:
sUPERMARIO999: But already now, It's me who feels that IT?S YOU (I don't want to put any
words into your moruth, but this is obvious and speaks out of this
unchangeable situation) who is neither ready nor willing to reformulate your
former judgement.
Quote:
sUPERMARIO999:It only the look of things i judge, which are also important like
fashion and leveldesign and -endlook, not the techniques
which make it work behind it all, they are always adjustable,
but good, WHY OH WHY DOES T2X HAVE TO LOOK THAT WAY
I GO ON THE ROOF U SAYIN GERMAN.
Classic.
heretic on 9/5/2009 at 00:04
......
Quote Posted by Sypha Nadon
I'm 100% gay again. Ha ha ha... suck my dick.:)
Quote Posted by Para?noid
Good, you can get in the kitchen and make me some
Quote Posted by Tocky
Somehow it is comforting to know that that bastard has to be broken by a nurse in those white stockings that make that whispy sound against that searsucker white uniform. I picture an epic struggle.
Quote Posted by Grundbegriff
The artist William Hogarth once did this at a church under similar circumstances (but without aviation).
Quote Posted by screech
i dunno, was he on top or on bottom?
june gloom on 9/5/2009 at 00:51
This thread is amazing.
greypatch3 on 9/5/2009 at 02:30
All right, I saw this thread and had to do this: All the following comes from the bbf (best books forever) thread, and as stated, are completely out of context.
Quote Posted by Taffer_Boy_Elvis
I see someone tagged Mein Kampf to this thread.
Quote Posted by Shayde
Not only is it beautifully written and encourages you to think, but on the surface it's a great story.
Quote Posted by Kolya
What I get out of this book: It's poetry in prose.
Quote Posted by Rogue Keeper
It is a novel for children, but in many respects it's a mature story.
Quote Posted by gunsmoke
Sounds like my kind of literature. Thanks for the heads-up.
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
I always seem to struggle with any books with literature merit.
Quote Posted by demagogue
It's the kind of book meant to be re-read and dwelt on, where little turns of phrases can carry a lot of weight you might not (probably won't) notice on first blush (the conceit of the book is it's narrating the actual experience the characters are going through rather than just the action that happens; in the scene you're talking about the guy is in such a frenzy that stuff is getting blurred in his mind), and having the wiki on hand makes it better going.
Quote Posted by raph
I didn't put it on my list earlier because I don't know if the English translation is good or not, but what the heck.
Quote Posted by dethtoll
I still have it somewhere.
Quote Posted by Syndy/3
Ted Kaczynski was a friend of mine.
And, the money quote:
Quote Posted by frozenman
Somehow, I'm reminded of Larry David in his voice.