McTaffer on 5/2/2018 at 05:12
It's high time to bring this thread back.
There once was a man from the City
Who thought he'd be dark and gritty.
But quick time events, they make little sense,
So his plan turned out rather sh***y!
-From Keeper L. Rick's Concerning Unnecessary Sequels Vol. 57, Chapter 3
downwinder on 5/2/2018 at 05:50
the legend of a lord named fishkill,
who make more noise then his skill,
so became a mage in his field,
now he flys around like clock wheel's
from mage myths part 3
^my first attempt at anything like this
Purgator on 5/2/2018 at 08:29
'Alas poor Garrett, thou art at rest,
Arrows hath pierced thy mighty breast,
Thine head mishapen from the mace,
Thou wert a Thief, now laid to waste'
'Proposed Hammer Eulogy for Garrett..If we ever catch the b'tard'
Judith on 5/2/2018 at 11:50
downwinder cannot into limerick
Also, that's the kind of thread necromancy I like, never seen this one before :)
McTaffer on 5/2/2018 at 21:07
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"Yes, yes, it must have been rats. Tell me, Mr... Benny, was it? Have you ever actually seen or heard a rat before? DO THE RATS YOU KNOW KNOCK AN ENTIRE REGIMENT OF GUARDS UNCONSCIOUS? DO THE RATS YOU KNOW STEAL EVERY VALUABLE THAT ISN'T NAILED DOWN?"
-Lord Bafford, upon returning to his manor
McTaffer on 5/2/2018 at 21:46
"We didst see a sight unlike any other. 'Twas a most peculiar blend of many coloured squares. Brother Martello didst strike at it with his most holy hammer, but strike true it did not, for we heard no sound of impact. This material seems impenetrable, a flawless (if unsightly) creation. We hath named this most holy discovery 'Jorge', and shall dwell on its potential further."
-Letter to a Hammerite High Priest
Purgator on 8/2/2018 at 11:32
..And lo, Brother Falstaff did brandish his mighty hammer before the Acolytes and thus did spake.
'Thine hammer is thy friend, treat it well and it shall serve thee for many long years'.
'Mine own hammer I have kept with me nigh on one score and nine years, the very hammer I was given when I was an Acolyte, as thee are now. I hath only had to change the head of it a dozen times and the shaft, seven!'
'The Follies of Brother Falstaff-Chapter 7'
McTaffer on 10/2/2018 at 00:55
Quote Posted by baeuchlein
"I am a ball wielder..."
The Ball Wielder's PrayerI am a Ball Wielder.
Let my balls endure, from season to season, game to game, and court to court.
Let my balls stand, while spectators cheer, commentators make obvious comments, and other teams lose.
I am a Ball Wielder, and my balls will always stand as a spherical shield against other, lesser sports.
This I pray, that will the Master Ball-der grant.
-Piece of parchment found wedged under a mysterious locked door on the Keeper training course
Thinking Robot on 12/2/2018 at 15:27
Quote Posted by McTaffer
The Ball Wielder's PrayerI am a Ball Wielder.
[...]
-Piece of parchment found wedged under a mysterious locked door on the Keeper training course
Thou shall not partake in these wicked games of balls.
Grab the shaft of thy holy hammer instead!
- Collection of instructions for Hammerite novices, Vol. 4
Starker on 12/2/2018 at 16:39
Nay! Not this kind of shaft!
-- addendum