PeeperStorm on 22/4/2009 at 01:52
If the foundation is weak, to you wail and gnash your teeth? Do you beg it to re-build itself? Nay, you sue the contractor for every coin that he hath, and with the proceeds thereof build you a prison to house him. So shall it be with all shoddy workmen.
-- Collected letters of Aurold, Chief Advocate
DarkElf_Mairead on 22/4/2009 at 13:09
Quote Posted by CEEtheDinoman
"Woah, did my fire and gas arrows just get heavier? Just as the warranty expired . . ."
- Garrett after leaving Soulforge
Someone's gonna have to explain that one to me :) The rest were really funny, as was the one above me.
Herr_Garrett on 23/4/2009 at 05:16
'And did the Builder say unto the Smith-in-Exile: "Come forth, and receive eternal life." But the Smith-in-Exile came fifth, and received a squeaky rubber duck. '
- From the Hammer Book of Tenets
PotatoGuy on 13/5/2009 at 21:27
Taff...
- The Trickster, just before died, knowing he had been tricked by a simple Thief...and explained it in one word.
I am Benny...and...I....I'm....I'm an alcoholic
- Benny the Guard, finally at the place he should be.
Shadowriku95 on 15/5/2009 at 14:53
Creepy one but...
''And the trickster said :''come forth, and recivest thy gifty-thingy, for you have done well, my pagan sapling''
Ok, lame, but my sister proposed this :
''I saw her coming, that woman, that..eurgh...that huge thing, I felt like my meatballs were coming up, and my wine, and then it happend...my worst nightmare : my food came alive ! Meatballs and wine, together ! Mixed !
I vowed to go on a diet...''
-Benny after seeing the Hag when he was drunk the other night...-
Mad stuff, eh ?:wot::o
CEEtheDinoman on 17/5/2009 at 09:56
Quote Posted by DarkElf_Mairead
Someone's gonna have to explain that one to me :) The rest were really funny, as was the one above me.
Well, it's just a small joke on how the fire and gas arrows arc in flight in TDS, but their paths are straight . . . as an arrow in TDP, TG, and TMA. Thanks for the compliment!
VengefulNightmare on 17/5/2009 at 20:16
If thous't can read'st this,
Then in the name of The Builder get the taff of my grave!
-Miniscule Writing on base of Hammerite Headstone
btw that is going on my headstone irl :D
aithena on 15/6/2009 at 13:02
Someone can trick me, but no one can make me think
that I'm nothing till I exist as thinking human being
Platinumoxicity on 15/6/2009 at 13:34
Vile lads, vile lads,
what doest thou intend,
what doest thou intend,
when they come for thee?
--City Watch foundation Ceremony
hopper on 15/6/2009 at 15:15
Woke up this evening
On the wrong side of my grave
If I find the taffer who stole my head
I'll make him my knave
-- The Zombie Book of Blues