Eshaktaar on 25/10/2008 at 07:54
"Hellosies, dear friendsies! I amsies a fellowsies pagan...sies and I likesies, uh, plantsies. Can I join you for some treehugsies?"
-- Agent Boone's Last Words, whilst trying to infiltrate a group of pagans - unsuccessfully.
Eyeplant on 25/10/2008 at 10:40
"Hello there, little girl. Fancy some candy?"
-- Duke Oscar Mankfrey, incognito, on a regular night out
"Aaaaaah! No! Leave me be! I don't have any more candy! Heeeeeelp!!!"
-- Duke Oscar Mankfrey, running in panic from Lauril's ghost
"Makers a seeping poison of Fangrot and Meadowscull, for them cityheads to drinksies and weep, thens laugh, thens chasies pink alligators across them ceilings."
-- Found in the request box of an illegal pagan drug lab
nickie on 25/10/2008 at 17:57
I have no idea how I came to miss this thread but I've been giggling away to myself on and off all day. And this had me rolling in the aisles!
Quote Posted by R Soul
"Thinksie we haves a hardsie time speaksing properly"
--The Pagan Book of Woe
Have you ever noticed how hard it is to explain to non-Thief people exactly why you are laughing hysterically at something.
pavlovscat on 25/10/2008 at 18:10
All the time! LOL
At least my husband & parents understand. ;)
Haplo on 25/10/2008 at 21:47
"For great justice, all their base are belong to us."
--Teachings of father Karras, chapter 2: "The fall of Hammers"
GarrettNinja on 14/4/2009 at 15:59
No, it wernt a woman...aint no woman could do that...my clothes were gone...all gone...
PeeperStorm on 15/4/2009 at 04:10
"Tinys manfool baby. Tinys manfool boat"
"I doesn't believers it."
"Habeebers it."
"Plumsie house!"
-- Unknown pagen ritual
"...lieve that all is as The Builder wills it, yet I can not discern His purpose in't. Mayhap Brother Martello knoweth why the multitude of us have but the single privy, and that secreted in the basement of t..."
-- Diary fragment, found in St. Yora's.
PotatoGuy on 18/4/2009 at 22:49
This Book will answer all your questions regarding the Order of the Hammer:
- Did the Builder have pets?
- If the Builder made all with his Hammer, with what did he make his Hammer?
- Why aren't the magic elements our priests are firing at thieves not considered as pagan magic?
- Why does The Builder only accept those with a certain length?
- Why aren't women allowed to join our cool club?
- Why are we always humming catching tunes while we are on watch?
- And so much more
The Book of The Lunatics with their Ridiculous Red Outfits
CEEtheDinoman on 22/4/2009 at 01:06
"Is there really burrick in your burrick burger? New studies show burrick meat has plummeted since the rise of the Mechanists . . ."
- Headline, Shalebridge Inquirer
"You'll love this ship here, erm, Cap'n Moira! She's far bigger on the inside than she seems from out here!"
- Overheard, ship salesman
"Woah, did my fire and gas arrows just get heavier? Just as the warranty expired . . ."
- Garrett after leaving Soulforge
"Asthma's a bitch!"
- Suprisingly comprehendable zombie
"Cometh to watch Brother Rocky and the Steam valves. They rocketh!"
- Unsuccessful Hammerite attempt at entering mainstream music
"Thou must be checked by the hospitalier, brother, for 'twas a Pagan you didst touch."
- Germiphobic Hammerite
"Thou shant roast marshmallows in the Builder's Children, for it makes a horrid mess if ill-performed."
- Note left for troublesome Mechanist novices
"Perhaps 'twas not the most righteous idea to construct but one dormitory for our brethren and sisters . . ."
- Mechanist Nursery Architect
Not the best, feel free to comment
jtr7 on 22/4/2009 at 01:12
:laff:
Not bad. Not bad.