oozatden on 23/10/2006 at 22:37
"I can almost get away with my pseudo-English accent up here"-Garretts alternative first line while on his way to the party at Soulforge
"Just what the hell is a taffer!?"-trainee guards confused
"how easily the stupid are confused when the righteous built the maze"-Karras been on the waccy baccy again
"Garrett? Its Viktoria, just to let you know Ive fallen for Cavador.....you should see the size of his tools mmm!!!!!"
"And I was took from the foundry mother so easily destroyed with but a water arrow or two shot into me arse"
Poison Ivy on 26/10/2006 at 23:27
"No.... no.... let me go.... You can't remember me..."
- Garrett talking in his sleep, post-DS
th|3f on 26/10/2006 at 23:34
"Aa eh yup BAD da dah...
Yup buyauya yuh yuh
bayayaya ya ya
baBAHHH *hic*"
-Every drunk guard
"And remember kids...
...no matter how much...
...you squirm and dance...
...the last three drops...
...end up in your pants."
-Keeper's Annals
"Hello kids, I am the God of the Woods.
...what are you doing with those axes?
OH MY GOD MY CHILDREN! MY TREEEEES!
BOW TO THE WOODSIE LORD MANFOOLS!"
-"When Things Wentith Awry"
Book of Lore
"W3 rox0rz and pwn da n00bz 4 b4|anz
Our d00d G4r37t rox0red teh l33t
But th3n he wz teh gay sux0rz an l3fd
lol w3 dun l|k3 him |v|uch nem0r
but w/e"
-Keeper's Annals
"Ok, sure, he steals all my valuables
Takes my freaking jeweled scepter
Douses all my torches
Cuts my tapestries
Somehow encourages rampant moss growth
Steals all my keys
Bludgeons my servants and throws my unconcious servants into fireplaces
Bludgeons my guards and throws my unconcious guards into pools
Reads all my personal records
Leaves all the doors open
Whatever...
BUT WHY DID HE EAT ALL MY F*CKING FOOD?!
...
...God, I'm hungry."
-Lord Bafford's Diary
And something serious:
"Be thou strong in the Builder's eyes,
And thine hands shall grow strong in His forge.
As thou learnth when to strike the metal
Know thou when to strike the man
And thus shape them to His will."
- The Hammer Book of Tenets
"He guides his hands towards his desires,
and treads the darkest shadows well.
Leaving us may derive his purpose
and difficult was the life he lived in balance--
but, know how easily the light shines the hidden
and how easily death uncovers the thief."
- Keeper Eli's personal writings.
The Rogue Wolf on 4/11/2006 at 07:25
"The ancient corruption was contained.
To do more would have upset the balance, but we knew to remain ever vigilant lest it resurface.
Neither the Hammers nor the pagans could be trusted not to meddle.
We didn't figure on that Warren Spector guy, though...."
-Keeper annals
"Comes a snot-nosed brat to wipe his boogers on my display...."
-The Eye, in the Wieldstrom Museum
"This'll teach Garrett to sneak away from people when they're talking to him. Now to just quietly make my- whoops! OW! *crash* *boom*"
-Artemis, in Gamall's Lair
"Who was that guy... can't quite remember him... name's on the tip of my tongue...."
-The Shalebridge Cradle
"Builds your roofs of dead wood.
Builds your walls of dead stone.
Builds your anime music videos of copyrighted songs.
Comes noticing suing litigating lawyers to life, takes what you steal,
And pulls the cash from your bank account screaming."
-legal pad in an abandoned Trickster temple
"The most promising acolyte left us, not out of the lesser folly of sentiment,
But the greater folly of anger.
His heart was clouded, and his balance was lost, but his abilities were unmatched.
So we stalked him for three games and generally pissed him off."
-Keeper annals
"Before death came,
The liars were made to feast on the hands of the thieves,
And the thieves were made to ingest the tongues of their liar brothers,
And didst we then leave the Taco Bell."
-The Hammer Book of Suggestions And Things You Really Ought To Do
"FOR TAFF'S SAKE DON'T LICK THE ELECTRODES"
-note in the Wieldstrom Museum
"Cuttest I mine life into pieces.
Such is mine last resort."
-Father Roache
"Comes a wolf to rescue me... uhh, wait. What?"
-The Eye
"Hadst I an ale mug
Wouldst I guzzle it all morning
Wouldst I guzzle it all evening
Woohoo!"
-Brother Benny, shortly before his excommunication
"I don't have anything planned for tonight. I figure I'll just kick back by the fire and read this book I stole from Bafford's."
-Garrett
"SOUTH QUARTER- reasonable rent, spacious pantry, excellent view of the fountain (water extra). Room for your Pagan tree of life or Hammerite fountain!"
-apartment listing
:joke:
Palantir on 5/11/2006 at 12:39
When time stops, the one true idiot among our ranks will be pointed out for all to see...
--Recovered text from "Keeper Annal, the official edition, aka Garrett's edition"
Holding a key, you may infer the existence of a lock. But do not make the mistake of assuming that key is the only way, so a lockpick is always an alternate choice. - Handbook for Thieves
If there is an idiot within...then he will sure appear as an idiot...and perhaps a leader among us. You know what? We are doomed!!!! - former First Keeper Xavier
Poison Ivy on 5/11/2006 at 22:57
That is quality!
:D ;) :thumb:
RavynousHunter on 6/11/2006 at 05:25
"Well thats it, were offically screwed."
-- When the Hammers ran out of iron
"Everyone loves the Builder... He makes things work, lights, electricity, and all by hitting it with a hammer... THE BUILDER IS THE FONZ!"
-- Keeper Book of Idiotic Revelations
"Ok, who let the lisp out to the Mechanists? 'Fess up! You people are morons..."
-- Book of Lesser Known Keeper Quotes
TR_Wolf on 6/11/2006 at 09:21
"STOP! ...Hammerite!" -- Traditional Hammerite Teachings
Vhilhu on 7/11/2006 at 14:53
The essence of balance is burrick.
To embrace Thief2, to grow fond or spiteful, is to lose one's burrick,
after which, no action can be trusted.
Our burden is not for the dependent of burricks.
- LGS explanation of the relation between Thief 2 and burricks.
cacka on 10/11/2006 at 19:06
"irr aant drrrd yrt mrthrfrrkrr"
-Necromancer Pryor, after resurrecting himself.
