Thief-Playah on 19/10/2006 at 02:50
Yeah? Well... Ya-yaknow what!?
Yaknow wh-what I *hic* think!?
I think... Yaknow! I think!
I think the Builder's *hic*
You know what I think!? I *hic* think...
I think *hic* The BUILDER'S A JERKFACE!! *hic*
~One of Benny's less shining moments within a Hammerite Cathedral
You know, maybe I should give one of these books a look-see.
Otherwise, people might suspect I just put them there for show.
~Lord Bafford
I'm not sure how that Garrett fella does it.
I mean... Freakin' ladders.
It takes real skill ta climb those buggers, I'll tell ya that.
~Overheard in a pub
Keepsies your floors noisy!
And your fires bright!
Or he comes and bonksies you!
And takesies all your plumsies!
~Pagan saying about Garrett
Poison Ivy on 19/10/2006 at 07:01
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I'm not sure how that Garrett fella does it.
I mean... Freakin' ladders.
:laff: :cheeky::laff: :thumb:
dlw6 on 19/10/2006 at 12:08
Quote Posted by Thief-Playah
Keepsies your floors noisy!
And your fires bright!
Or he comes and bonksies you!
And takesies all your plumsies!
~Pagan saying about Garrett
Nice.
Bronze Griffin on 19/10/2006 at 13:39
Quote Posted by TTK12G3
Welcome back, BG.
I find a working PC often helps when it comes to Thief and the Internet. :)
Kanditter on 19/10/2006 at 15:57
She took my heart and she took my money.
She must have hit me with a blackjack.
... said a certain Ricky M. to the city watch officer.
Better one hammer in the hand,
Than ten on the ground.
-- The Hammer Book of Tenets
Bronze Griffin on 20/10/2006 at 18:05
Hammerite - Long Lasting Metal Care
~ A tin of Hammerite
Poison Ivy on 21/10/2006 at 00:39
"Screw tiles. And screw metal. Oh, and screw the Keepers, too."
-- Garrett
RavynousHunter on 21/10/2006 at 21:10
"Keeping away from fangirls isnt as hard as people make it out to be. Thier vision is based off of motion. So as long as you stay still, they lose sight of you."
-- Garrett's Treastise on Fangirls
Thief-Playah on 22/10/2006 at 20:03
"He can steal things that dun exist, I tell ya!
He can steal yer soul, even!"
"Come on. That's rediculous."
"So's jumpin' over pits 'n mantlin', but that dun stop him, dunnit!?"
"That's true..."
~Overheard at a pub
Only you bes prevents foresty fires.
~Smoky the pegan
Him? A Saint?
He hath hardly been blessed with comprehensive speech!
Why wouldst the Builder giveth his commandments with the voice of one who soundeth like a toddler? 'Tis laughable!
~Hammerite against Karras
"Heh. 'Ey."
"What now?"
"Y'ever wonder if zombies got names?"
"Of course they do. They had names before they died, didn't they?"
"But whut if they can't r'member 'em? What if they hafta pick new 'uns?"
"That's ridiculous. They can't remember, or even think anything at all. They just shamble around and attack anything that breaths."
"Yeh, but what if they hadta? They could pick names like... Like Edward McScabbyskin. Or, Alfred Bones. Heheh."
"That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. Just get back to work."
"Yessur..."
"... Aww, great. Where'd the vase go?"
~Standerd "While-Garrett-takes-everything" guard conversation
Bronze Griffin on 23/10/2006 at 17:13
Quote Posted by Thief-Playah
"He can steal things that dun exist, I tell ya!
He can steal yer soul, even!"
"Come on. That's rediculous."
"So's jumpin' over pits 'n mantlin', but that dun stop him, dunnit!?"
"That's true..."
~Overheard at a pub
Only you bes prevents foresty fires.
~Smoky the pegan
Him? A Saint?
He hath hardly been blessed with comprehensive speech!
Why wouldst the Builder giveth his commandments with the voice of one who soundeth like a toddler? 'Tis laughable!
~Hammerite against Karras
"Heh. 'Ey."
"What now?"
"Y'ever wonder if zombies got names?"
"Of course they do. They had names before they died, didn't they?"
"But whut if they can't r'member 'em? What if they hafta pick new 'uns?"
"That's ridiculous. They can't remember, or even
think anything at all. They just shamble around and attack anything that breaths."
"Yeh, but what if they hadta? They could pick names like... Like Edward McScabbyskin. Or, Alfred Bones. Heheh."
"That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. Just get back to work."
"Yessur..."
"... Aww, great. Where'd the vase go?"
~Standerd "While-Garrett-takes-everything" guard conversation
Hehe, I liked those. ;)
