dlw6 on 17/5/2006 at 22:53
Quote Posted by ganac
Doth this man be able to carry riches of enormous wieght?
Doth he have cloth from thy Builder that doth not shed water?
Doth he have numerous limbs, in wich to carry a mans body, and climb a rope?
Doth this man robbest from all, and yet savest us all?
~Pre Mechanist sermon: Garrett, The Builders Prophet or Tricksters Deamon?
Canst he not also swim underwater with a sword, blackjack, bow, arrows, and huge bags of wealth? Oh wait, he cannot anymore.
-- Post-Mechanist sermon: "Enough preaching about Garret already!"
Don
Bronze Griffin on 17/5/2006 at 23:37
Quote Posted by TTK12G3
Are you serious?
Yeah, I don't understand it.
R Soul on 17/5/2006 at 23:51
Maybe it's 'keepers prefer shadows so they don't like lightbulbs'
TTK12G3 on 18/5/2006 at 01:31
Quote Posted by Bronze Griffin
Yeah, I don't understand it.
There's no "frob bulb" option. It's a shame, really. It would be nice to take a lightbulb and throw it across the hall. The noise it would make would be better than any noisemaker.
Clyp on 18/5/2006 at 11:05
Quote Posted by Bronze Griffin
I don't get it.
I meant that lightbulbs would lead to the Keeper's extinction... Thus "Last Book..."
"Our most promising acolyte has left us...
... oh yeah, Garrett left, too."
- The Lost Texts
Gore_Torn on 18/5/2006 at 12:04
What a nice day. This grass tastes so good *munch munch.*
*TWANG* *THUMP*
-The last Poems of a deer leg
Bronze Griffin on 18/5/2006 at 16:49
Quote Posted by Bronze Griffin
I don't get it.
Ahh! I get it now! :D
DarkElf_Mairead on 18/5/2006 at 17:21
Quote Posted by Clyp
"Our most promising acolyte has left us...
... oh yeah, Garrett left, too."
- The Lost Texts
lol that would kill Garrett's ego :D
Brother Reginald on 18/5/2006 at 20:48
...And the citizens fled as the Pagans charged,
Citizens old, young, small and large,
The weapons of the Pagans were not moving,
Their magical bombs were not booming,
In fact, only one shot was fired, no more, no less,
What got them was the Pagan speech, from TDS...
---Extract from the Keeper Book of T3 Continuity Errors. (Volume 417254 (Poetry Edition))---
R Soul on 18/5/2006 at 20:55
"Thinksie we haves a hardsie time speaksing properly"
--The Pagan Book of Woe
"What is this 'sun' thing people keep talking about?"
--Garrett's Diary
