Qaladar on 15/5/2006 at 17:16
Crawlsies in mine skinsies.
Themses woundsies will not healsies.
-- The Emo Pagan
Gore_Torn on 15/5/2006 at 19:22
"Creeping in the shadows,
a silouette dances in the dark,
footsteps not seen nor heard,
the silent scream of the victum.
the drunken mumbles of Ben,
does he comprehend?
THUMP!
Guess not."
-Poem's of the witness
Horny Quintus on 15/5/2006 at 22:54
Pray thee nightly to the Master Builder
for He will guide thee in these difficult times.
Stayest thou away from Karras and those heathen mechanists
no good will come of them.
Cast thine mighty hammers on the Builder's forges
but forgetest thou not to wear thine vest.
Heedest thou strange sounds from the shadows
it may not be rats.
And wearest thou always clean underwear.
In case thou is run over by a mine cart.
-- Letter to the Smith in Exile, from his mother
metal dawn on 16/5/2006 at 00:29
I shalt die in a meteor shower.
How wilt thou die?
-Unknown,
Under the Wheels of the Death Prestidigitation Bandwagon
HC Pete on 16/5/2006 at 09:10
"The weights in each pan of the balance
Had increased greatly.
As he approached his triumph,
Our foe had made himself vulnerable.
We were unable to directly influence,
And could only watch and wait
To see whether his pridefully chosen pawn
Would prove his undoing.
All the Keepers went to the local SportsBet
And placed amounts on who would be the victor.
Mayar placed twenty on the Trickster,
And Artemus fifty on Garrett.
We drank our beverages with sheer delight,
Except for Mayar, for he drowned his sorrows for his loss.
We all returned to the tower except for Artemus,
For he sought Garrett to share his winnings."
- Keeper Annals
Bronze Griffin on 17/5/2006 at 10:09
And the Builder said, 'OW! CRAP! I STUBBED MY FREAKIN' TOE! THAT REALLY HURTS! AH!' and we praised him for his wisdom.
- The Book of the Stone
Clyp on 17/5/2006 at 11:19
... the lightbulb is a bitch.
- Last book of the Keepers.
Bronze Griffin on 17/5/2006 at 20:49
Quote Posted by Clyp
... the lightbulb is a bitch.
- Last book of the Keepers.
I don't get it.
TTK12G3 on 17/5/2006 at 20:52
Are you serious?
ganac on 17/5/2006 at 22:36
Doth this man be able to carry riches of enormous wieght?
Doth he have cloth from thy Builder that doth not shed water?
Doth he have numerous limbs, in wich to carry a mans body, and climb a rope?
Doth this man robbest from all, and yet savest us all?
~Pre Mechanist sermon: Garrett, The Builders Prophet or Tricksters Deamon?
