Lady Taffer on 20/11/2005 at 01:01
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Originally Posted by Lady Taffer
..Seeth thou the walls of my chamber that the Builder doth protect? It is his arms around me. And when he arrives he will fill me with the strong hot metal of his love and cover my body with his glory and...
-Excerpt of a speech from Karras during his final hours
Eurgh, that is so creepy!
Hehe. . Karras' whole obsession with the Builder and some of those things he said over the intercom at Soulforge. . ...Seriously, I can't be the only one who thought he was a TOTAL closet case. . .not that there's anything wrong with being gay, hehe. . it's just Karras sure was. .. damn. . you know, you're right. That IS creepy. . .:weird:
Well, that brings a whole new meaning to "...I am the holy vessel that pleases the Builder!". . .
HansCz on 20/11/2005 at 01:45
'Should any patches of moss appear in your vicinity, seemingly out of nowhere, take no notice'
- City Guard Manual (Required reading prior to enlistment)
'Moss patches inside the Main Atrium or any other museum interior are no cause for alarm'
- Excerpt from Museum Guard Enlistment Pamphlet, 2nd ed.
TTK12G3 on 20/11/2005 at 03:53
---'If you come to notice an unusually large amount of broadheads flying by your face, proceed to look as if you don't care.'
---'Resist the urge to react if random objects are flying out of dark shadows and into your face.'
---sTaY OOOOOOOOOoooooouuuuuuutttttt oF dA waddddder itz lava, yo!
- Guard Manual, Baffy the Richman ed.
Bronze Griffin on 20/11/2005 at 16:27
A water arrow in your face is quite normal. Ignore it if it happens.
- Section 4, City Watch Handbook
Lady Taffer on 20/11/2005 at 22:11
He found it odd that his hands appeared to be bare even when wearing climbing gloves. .
-The book of Garrett
JesusTheShadowThief on 20/11/2005 at 22:32
I came, I saw, I stole
-Garrett
TTK12G3 on 21/11/2005 at 00:31
Quote Posted by Bronze Griffin
A water arrow in your face is quite normal. Ignore it if it happens.
- Section 4, City Watch Handbook
DAMN! How could I forget?!
":eek: OMG I SWEAR HE FUCKING UNHINGED HIS JAW AND SWALLOWED THE ENTIRE DEER LEG!!!:eek: "
-Report taken by City Watch official from panicked servant.
Not original, but it never ends.
Bronze Griffin on 21/11/2005 at 17:49
Quote Posted by TTK12G3
":eek: OMG I SWEAR HE FUCKING UNHINGED HIS JAW AND SWALLOWED THE ENTIRE DEER LEG!!!:eek: "
-Report taken by City Watch official from panicked servant.
:laff: I love it!
Pitch on 21/11/2005 at 19:23
Quote Posted by TTK12G3
" OMG I SWEAR HE FUCKING UNHINGED HIS JAW AND SWALLOWED THE ENTIRE DEER LEG!!! "
-Report taken by City Watch official from panicked servant.
:laff: Genius!:thumb:
Bronze Griffin on 21/11/2005 at 19:35
'The Bafford Manor was built using solid gold. At least, that was what his Lordship is led to believe.'
- Extract from a report from the Architect's Guild
